No, Please God, No - Spice Girls

I know this was first talked about a few months ago, but the Spice Girls (Common, Lezza, Ginga, Granny and Psycho) have now announced that they will definitely reform and tour.

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The good news is that they do one concert in the UK, then f*ck off abroad for the rest of the tour. :dance:

 

Because lets face it - you would wouldn't you.......

The thought of a bit of 4 v 1 dissimilar........

:sex:

 

perhaps Josie, me, Rosie, G_R, welshbird and MH should form the RR girls!! :thumright:

 

Suggest a group name of Dogwatch :thumright: :thumright: :thumright:

 

Great idea BH

Naked Spiced Rum Girls on tour.

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You can almost hear the crowd shouting: "DON'T GET YER TITS OUT FOR THE LADS!""

8O

Now, if RC was in the group, then that'd be a different matter entirely... :wink:

 

If they do reform, and to the previous positions they took when singing, you aren't going to see Posh too much, as she appears to be skinnier than snake.. :lol:

 

As a half-girl can I join too, as your tea woman? :biggrin:

 

Can you point and pout at the same time? You can?! Good - you're in the band!! :lol:

 

Apparently she will have to use a hand mike so as not to confuse anybody by standing behind a mike stand.The mike stands are fatter!

 

Nice one.

PMSL :thumright: :thumright:

 

As a pro musician for thirty years[RIP Bernard ManningI worked for him a few times as backing keyboards,funny he wasn't,racist? don't come in if offended,Chubby Brown is :afro: ten times worse,kind?very to up and coming acts and charity,will I miss him?no,tired of the same jokes] anyway I digress.
Made up bands who can't play,sing and are awkward on stage [Monkies,Hermans Hermits,Spice whatever are made for the agents and managers to cash in wads of readies.
Still good for songwriters ,think I've got a few to send in! guess I'd better re-write the lyrics to include sex!

 

Or "Gorillas in the Mist" (aka "Wrens in Showers")! :twisted:

 

There has to be a dyke, which one is it??????????

 

I dint care as long as i can shag Sporty Spice!

 

can i be ginger spice,,,,,,,, i love her hair.... and shes more my size..
well when they first started anyway.... hehehe

 

Fxxxxxxxxxxg hell , what a nightmare :whax: :whdat:

 

Err! No! ukel: