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sinbad

Lantern Swinger
A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky
> clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
"Because
> you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one
> wish."
>
> The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can
ride
> over anytime I want."
>
> The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous
> challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to
reach
> the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It
> will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is
hard
> for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more
time
> and think of something that would honour and glorify me."
>
> The biker thought about it for a long time.
>
> Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my girlfriend.
>
> I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she
gives me
> the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says
nothing
> is wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."
>
>
> The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
 

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