NotmeChief
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What's this ****** on
http://www.thisisplymouth.co.uk/new...le-vessel/article-1077433-detail/article.html
http://www.thisisplymouth.co.uk/new...le-vessel/article-1077433-detail/article.html
If this is not a joke .It shows what ******* we have running todays navy .this is just like charlie boy if he does not like or like .We have got to reciprocatetiddlyoggy said:I'm sure that this is a joke, orifice humour at its best.
Ther realy nice all they are is baby cabbagesWreckerL said:Gets my vote, they're fcuking awfulukeright:
Blackadder said:Witchsmeller: I (??), My Lord. (??) you have a horse called Black Satin?
Edmund: Yes.
Witchsmeller: Yes, and do you confess than on the thirtieth day of (Norris time?) you did say to this horse Black Satin, and I quote, "Satin, would you like some carrots?"
Edmund: Well, I might have done -- he likes carrots.
Witchsmeller: Carrots?
Edmund: (suspicious of the question) Yes, carrots...
Witchsmeller: But, ladies and gentlemen, we all know that carrots are the Devil's favourite food!
Percy: (stands) No! No, we don't. If the Devil likes carrots, why isn't it mentioned in the Bible, then? Why doesn't it say, "And He took the Lord up to the top of an high mountain and offered Him a carrot"?
Edmund: Yes, why isn't "Thou shalt not eat carrots" in the Ten Commandments?
Witchsmeller: IT IS!
(The crowd cheers)
Witchsmeller: (opening his Bible) The Ten Commandments of (Jeremoth?), in the Appendix to the Apocrypha: "And the Lord said unto the children of (Bedinibott?), `Neither shalt thou eat the fruit of the tree that is known as the Carrot Tree'."
Baldrick: Carrots don't grow on trees!
Witchsmeller: Oh really? And how did you get to know so much about carrots, eh?
(The crowd laughs)
Witchsmeller: WITCH!
(The crowd gasps)
Naval_Gazer said:Captain Keble must be a fan of 'Blackadder'. Am I the only one to see the humour in his words about sprouts being 'the Devil's food' and the irony of some of the po-faced reactions expressed here and elsewhere?