All very good, but JamesH, you'll never get the witch hunt bus. It's too busy touring the fleet instigating pointless ship's investigations. (I believe it's being modded with a ducking stool at next upkeep!)
A Ninja Pirate is the burger paradox, because ninjas and pirates do not get along. In fact, the two are basically like oil and water. Nobody has actually seen a real fight between a ninja and a pirate because the sheer force the two would unleash from being in the same room would surely kill anybody within a 100 mile radius. All this animosity has made many people wonder, "How exactly do a ninja and pirate mate to produce a Ninja Pirate?"