Ninja S

Ninja_Stoker

War Hero
Moderator
#9
drunken_engineer said:
NS
Is this you with blond highlights? Cool look.....
Yep that was me before I had sewn my arm back on after a minor mishap resulting in the depicted fleshwound.

Still think Ninjas are better than pirates because they are green and live in sewers, or something like that. :thumright:
 

JamesH

Lantern Swinger
#11
Actually, I really think that Ninja S should be ashamed of all the mayhem and senseless killing he is causing. Whole swathes of society living in fear and being reduced to penury because of him.







I say we club together and hire the "witch hunt bus".

James
 

tiddlyoggy

War Hero
Book Reviewer
#12
All very good, but JamesH, you'll never get the witch hunt bus. It's too busy touring the fleet instigating pointless ship's investigations. (I believe it's being modded with a ducking stool at next upkeep!)
 

Ninja_Stoker

War Hero
Moderator
#14
#16
A Ninja Pirate is the burger paradox, because ninjas and pirates do not get along. In fact, the two are basically like oil and water. Nobody has actually seen a real fight between a ninja and a pirate because the sheer force the two would unleash from being in the same room would surely kill anybody within a 100 mile radius. All this animosity has made many people wonder, "How exactly do a ninja and pirate mate to produce a Ninja Pirate?"
 

JamesH

Lantern Swinger
#17
Ships_Cat said:
All this animosity has made many people wonder, "How exactly do a ninja and pirate mate to produce a Ninja Pirate?"
Take one of these,


Then take one of these

to a small room.

Exercise wrist for a while....

Emerge with a smile and a full


Then take one of these...


Cook in the oven at approximately 37 celsius for about 9 months.

Serve with fresh new potatoes if desired.

James
 

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