Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by BillyNoMates, Jun 20, 2013.

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  1. If you want that c*nt sorted - feel free to leave a message in
    *The Wonderful World of MILF* thread. I've a feeling that
    there would not be a shortage of volunteers who would
    quite happily drop the nut on the twat for nothing more
    than a nice three course home cooked scran.

    Yours Lovingly,

    The MILF Club,

    X X X
  2. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Yeah, go for the twat full throttle.....
  3. Well done Blobs mate. Form an orderly queue....
  4. Are standard duelling protocols to be observed? May I have choice of weapon if he choses time and location?

    One has to ensure that everything is in order before one demands their satisfaction.
  5. Choice of weapon? Size 10 steaming bat in the town halls.:clap:
  6. Dearest Nigella,

    We all love you, and quite a few people are a bit miffed about
    those horrible photographs that have appeared in the newspapers.
    Here's a nice photograph of you licking an ice cream.....nothing wrong
    with a bit of "suggestiveness" is there?


    .......and here's a nice photograph of what your old man's head should
    actually look like - if we only had the chance.


    Yours Lovingly,

  7. My life isn't worth living anymore.

    Bumpity bump. She's getting a divorce!

    The old bastards wimped out and is binning my Nigella. Oooh I'm vexed! Why?
    Because Nigella has signed up to Online dating in Ireland with | Make love happen and is apparently being bombarded with E-mails from Paul Gascoigne pledging his undying adoration for the love of my life.

    No chance for me then. It's all over.

    I'm hanging myself via *Facebook* at midnight on Sunday.
  8. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    To be honest, i would swim through a river of shit with my mouth open and then crawl naked over razor blades and then bathe in salt for the chance to masturbate in her shadow, the filthy egg whisking, licking cream off the finger minx.
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  9. Seadog

    Seadog War Hero Moderator

    Lordy. She's older than I am ( by a fraction of a year ) but just as well preserved, slim and stylish. We could be the new Becks and Posh.

    Serious head on, Saatchi can spin his choking 'tiff' any way he wants. Some blokes would have given him a slap if they'd witnessed that, pensioner or not. If only I'd been there....and chivalrously nails ( instead of miles away and a bricker ).
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  10. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

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