Nigella!

#1
If you want that c*nt sorted - feel free to leave a message in
*The Wonderful World of MILF* thread. I've a feeling that
there would not be a shortage of volunteers who would
quite happily drop the nut on the twat for nothing more
than a nice three course home cooked scran.

Yours Lovingly,

The MILF Club,

X X X
 
#4
Are standard duelling protocols to be observed? May I have choice of weapon if he choses time and location?

One has to ensure that everything is in order before one demands their satisfaction.
 
#5
Are standard duelling protocols to be observed? May I have choice of weapon if he choses time and location?

One has to ensure that everything is in order before one demands their satisfaction.
Choice of weapon? Size 10 steaming bat in the town halls.:clap:
 
#6
Dearest Nigella,

We all love you, and quite a few people are a bit miffed about
those horrible photographs that have appeared in the newspapers.
Here's a nice photograph of you licking an ice cream.....nothing wrong
with a bit of "suggestiveness" is there?




.......and here's a nice photograph of what your old man's head should
actually look like - if we only had the chance.




Yours Lovingly,

BillyNoMates
 
#7
My life isn't worth living anymore.

Bumpity bump. She's getting a divorce!

The old bastards wimped out and is binning my Nigella. Oooh I'm vexed! Why?
Because Nigella has signed up to Online dating in Ireland with match.com | Make love happen and is apparently being bombarded with E-mails from Paul Gascoigne pledging his undying adoration for the love of my life.

No chance for me then. It's all over.

I'm hanging myself via *Facebook* at midnight on Sunday.
 

Blackrat

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#8
I've a feeling that
there would not be a shortage of volunteers who would
quite happily drop the nut on the twat for nothing more
than a nice three course home cooked scran.
To be honest, i would swim through a river of shit with my mouth open and then crawl naked over razor blades and then bathe in salt for the chance to masturbate in her shadow, the filthy egg whisking, licking cream off the finger minx.
 

Seadog

War Hero
Moderator
#9
Lordy. She's older than I am ( by a fraction of a year ) but just as well preserved, slim and stylish. We could be the new Becks and Posh.

Serious head on, Saatchi can spin his choking 'tiff' any way he wants. Some blokes would have given him a slap if they'd witnessed that, pensioner or not. If only I'd been there....and chivalrously nails ( instead of miles away and a bricker ).
 
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