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nice pipe- response needed

set the sene for you, sat in the common room today, a lady said to me
is that a pipe ?

to which I replied yes ( I have a naval call pipe for a keyring)

cue 5 mins looking at said pipe,

then she asked so how do you take it apart ?

quizical look and a reply of "take it apart"?

put the baccie in? she replies

Baccie, no sorry this is a naval pipe you just make calls with it

YOU TAKING THE PISS? SHE ASKS

no seriously it's called a pipe and I just thought you knew that it was a pipe and thats why you called it a pipe,

how does it work then?


I make the call for still, whole common room goes quiet and stares, do the only thing I can think of and pipe the carry on, get some odd looks but everyone does "carry on" and starts up what ever conversation I interupted

everyone takes piss out of girl who called it a pipe because she thought you smoked from it, she blames me for saying yes it's a pipe .......


what would you do?! Girl thinks she's now confirmed my repitation of being a pisstaker/ sarcastic bitch?

Edited: no doubt more spelling mistakes but corrected the ones I spotted
 
Re: nice pipe- repsonse needed

Perhaps she needs to visit one of HM ships and ask a Stoker if he'll (or she'll) show her the famous Golden Rivet every ship has... :grin:
 

NZ_Bootneck

War Hero
Tell her to ferk off and get a life mate, you will always get sad cnuts like this and it is best just to get them out of yours as soon as.She probably thought you'd have a bit of puff or something so a bit of a user too.
Alternately tell her to Google Bosun's Pipe and have a look at hits.
 
pinta, put the pipe inyour hand, cuddle it so the nobble bit is sticking out between your play finger and your big finger on your right hand, swing your arm bachwards whilst engaging her in meaningless conversasion.....aim for the bit between the ridge of her nose and the bulbous bit at the end of her nose and swing for it.......but.......aim for a point 6 inches past where you expect to make contact...and try and hit it.......then nick her purse, rings, watch etc....
 

NZ_Bootneck

War Hero
Blob its's Womps not Pinta you nong
aye
The Shepherd
(ferkin ell thats a good username, makes me sound all caring and perhaps even a bit Christlike tending my flock of wayward lambs...)
 

silverfox

War Hero
Moderator
Book Reviewer
I may be wrong but shouldn't we be referring to this as a Bosun's Call, with which you make pipes....

Sorry - its Pedants Day out here...... and I'm bored.... and hot..... and fed up...can't you tell........
 

NZ_Bootneck

War Hero
Sorry Silver can't quite make out what you're on about from the poolside laptop, I'll just get the valet to move the parasol a bit.....ah yes you're right, Thanks awfully.
Keep cool :cool: (and safe :wink: ).
 
"my reputation of being a piss-taker/ sarcastic bitch"

Wompers, what an excellent reputation maintain it at status quo, all will be a little afraid and you can Walk the Walk.

Nutty
 
silverfox said:
I may be wrong but shouldn't we be referring to this as a Bosun's Call, with which you make pipes....

Sorry - its Pedants Day out here...... and I'm bored.... and hot..... and fed up...can't you tell........

Alternatively its a "Pipe" and the message it conveys is the "Call" i.e. you call someone, you do not pipe them.

Nutty
 
NZ_Bootneck said:
Blob its's Womps not Pinta you nong
aye
The Shepherd
(ferkin ell thats a good username, makes me sound all caring and perhaps even a bit Christlike tending my flock of wayward lambs...)

Beer ..women..all the same arn't they :oops:
 
wet_blobby said:
NZ_Bootneck said:
Blob its's Womps not Pinta you nong
aye
The Shepherd
(ferkin ell thats a good username, makes me sound all caring and perhaps even a bit Christlike tending my flock of wayward lambs...)

Beer ..women..all the same arn't they :oops:

You don't remeber Brickwoods then.
 

ANGWISH

Lantern Swinger
Maxi_77 said:
wet_blobby said:
NZ_Bootneck said:
Blob its's Womps not Pinta you nong
aye
The Shepherd
(ferkin ell thats a good username, makes me sound all caring and perhaps even a bit Christlike tending my flock of wayward lambs...)

Beer ..women..all the same arn't they :oops:

You don't remeber Brickwoods then.

I try very hard not to :sad: :sad: :cool:
 
silverfox said:
I may be wrong but shouldn't we be referring to this as a Bosun's Call, with which you make pipes....

Spot on that, erm, spotter! :grin:
It IS called a BOSUNS CALL, and you make PIPES with it, like piping the side, or piping someone to the gangway etc.
 

ANGWISH

Lantern Swinger
Lamri said:
silverfox said:
I may be wrong but shouldn't we be referring to this as a Bosun's Call, with which you make pipes....

Spot on that, erm, spotter! :grin:
It IS called a BOSUNS CALL, and you make PIPES with it, like piping the side, or piping someone to the gangway etc.

Piping a cake?? :wink: :wink: :cool:
 

silverfox

War Hero
Moderator
Book Reviewer
Lamri said:
silverfox said:
I may be wrong but shouldn't we be referring to this as a Bosun's Call, with which you make pipes....

Spot on that, erm, spotter! :grin:
It IS called a BOSUNS CALL, and you make PIPES with it, like piping the side, or piping someone to the gangway etc.

So glad I haven't wasted the last 25 years....
 
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