wompingwillow
MIA

set the sene for you, sat in the common room today, a lady said to me
is that a pipe ?
to which I replied yes ( I have a naval call pipe for a keyring)
cue 5 mins looking at said pipe,
then she asked so how do you take it apart ?
quizical look and a reply of "take it apart"?
put the baccie in? she replies
Baccie, no sorry this is a naval pipe you just make calls with it
YOU TAKING THE PISS? SHE ASKS
no seriously it's called a pipe and I just thought you knew that it was a pipe and thats why you called it a pipe,
how does it work then?
I make the call for still, whole common room goes quiet and stares, do the only thing I can think of and pipe the carry on, get some odd looks but everyone does "carry on" and starts up what ever conversation I interupted
everyone takes piss out of girl who called it a pipe because she thought you smoked from it, she blames me for saying yes it's a pipe .......
what would you do?! Girl thinks she's now confirmed my repitation of being a pisstaker/ sarcastic bitch?
Edited: no doubt more spelling mistakes but corrected the ones I spotted
is that a pipe ?
to which I replied yes ( I have a naval call pipe for a keyring)
cue 5 mins looking at said pipe,
then she asked so how do you take it apart ?
quizical look and a reply of "take it apart"?
put the baccie in? she replies
Baccie, no sorry this is a naval pipe you just make calls with it
YOU TAKING THE PISS? SHE ASKS
no seriously it's called a pipe and I just thought you knew that it was a pipe and thats why you called it a pipe,
how does it work then?
I make the call for still, whole common room goes quiet and stares, do the only thing I can think of and pipe the carry on, get some odd looks but everyone does "carry on" and starts up what ever conversation I interupted
everyone takes piss out of girl who called it a pipe because she thought you smoked from it, she blames me for saying yes it's a pipe .......
what would you do?! Girl thinks she's now confirmed my repitation of being a pisstaker/ sarcastic bitch?
Edited: no doubt more spelling mistakes but corrected the ones I spotted