Newbies and waiting times

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by JonnoJonno, Sep 16, 2010.

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  1. JonnoJonno

    JonnoJonno Banned

    Hello cunts,

    Will all those waiting for Raleigh, and dripping about entry dates PLEASE FUCK OFF till March next year?

    Love and hugs

    Jonno
     
  2. Rumrat

    Rumrat War Hero

    So now if the Newbie season is closed, you will have stacks of free time??

    Give us a gobble :roll: 8O :oops:
     
  3. JonnoJonno

    JonnoJonno Banned

    If I wanted to give myself bad breath and mouth ulcers, I'd eat a turd. :D
     
  4. K640

    K640 War Hero

    What about if we don't drip about entry dates? Can we stay if we're quiet?
     
  5. JonnoJonno

    JonnoJonno Banned

    Bloody right you can. Get stuck in to the other threads. They're better than the 'lol'ing, retarded and fruitless threads in the waiting time vortex.
     
  6. Rumrat

    Rumrat War Hero

    Correct, so no more pongo's for you then have a "Senior Service" a "Smoke" with a difference, long and cool, with a refreshing splash finale and no foul after taste. :roll: 8O :D :D
     
  7. K640

    K640 War Hero

    Thanks Mr Jonno. :thumbleft:
     
  8. JonnoJonno

    JonnoJonno Banned

    With these salty treats, you are really spoiling us monsieur.
     
  9. Trigger_92

    Trigger_92 New member

    Even me JJ :(

    You said I was.. Special.
     
  10. K640

    K640 War Hero

    He just said that so you'd let him touch you.
     
  11. Pontius

    Pontius War Hero

    I'm still confused about which iron, if any, should be taken to Raleigh :?
     
  12. JonnoJonno

    JonnoJonno Banned

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    The secret is to keep a small charcoal burner on the go to get the heat up mate.
     
  13. K640

    K640 War Hero

    You mean we have to iron stuff ourselves? 8O
     
  14. Stirling

    Stirling Banned

    Nope, put your kit on, jump in the block pool, climb out and pat all the creases in your kit till smooth and hang to dry.
     
  15. K640

    K640 War Hero

    Well thank fuck for that. You lot had me worried for a minute. I guess the bloke that told me we had to polish boots and scrub out was taking the piss too.
     
  16. BillyNoMates

    BillyNoMates War Hero

    Raleigh is upgrading its accomodation, and much like Great Ormond Street Childrens Hospital - you will be able to take your mum with you for the duration of your training. She'll get her own cabin next to yours from 2011, and will be available 24/7 to iron your kit, wash your nicks and socks and stick the twisted end of a hanky in your ear to get all the wax out before passing out parade. She will also be handy to stick the nut on any instructor that she considers is picking on her "favourite boy".
     
  17. JW7121

    JW7121 New member

    Winner! 8)
     
  18. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    That didn't take long!!!!
     
  19. Merlin28

    Merlin28 War Hero

    What size suitcase should I bring?
     
  20. Stirling

    Stirling Banned

    £ 1-99 plus vat.
     

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