New Year resolutions

#1
Not sure if its been done before, simply because I can't be arsed to search.

I'm going to do a bit of running to shift tonight's ruby and the extra pounds working in an office has added.


Any others?
 

wet_blobby

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#4
Having finally kicked the smokes into touch after 31 years about 5 months ago now I'm going to eat/drink less and move more to shift some of this weight I've added since quitting.
 

Sumo

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#9
Having finally kicked the smokes into touch after 31 years about 5 months ago now I'm going to eat/drink less and move more to shift some of this weight I've added since quitting.
One at a time you done the fags, good effort, now work on the food sort the drink out later, you do not want to give yourself to much to do?
 
#11
For various reasons I've stopped playing golf so I need a new hobby.

Thinking ahead, and the way the global economy is going I reckon my new hobby should be flint-knapping.

Not that I'm pessimistic or anything... :banghead:
 
#13
......Thinking ahead, and the way the global economy is going I reckon my new hobby should be flint-knapping....
Many moons ago I built a wall and knapped my own flints. Bloody hell, you REALLY don't want to do that unless there is nothing else available. From all the flying shards of flint, I had more holes in me than a second hand pin cushion!

Cunningly, I had a pair of vaguely second hand protective eye-wear - to protect my crow's feet!


See what I did there?
 
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#15
Go ugly early to save disapointment :)
What does that mean exactly ?..... 'Let yourself go'? kind of phrase ?
You know what they say, '40 is the new 30 and 60 is the new 40'......

New year's resolution ? To be unafraid of tomorrow and live in the moment.

HAPPY NEW YEAR, GORGEOUS RUMRATION !!!! :bounce:
 
#17
#18
What does that mean exactly ?..... 'Let yourself go'? kind of phrase ?
You know what they say, '40 is the new 30 and 60 is the new 40'......

New year's resolution ? To be unafraid of tomorrow and live in the moment.

HAPPY NEW YEAR, GORGEOUS RUMRATION !!!! :bounce:
Hope to fcuk the new 70 is the new 50.............oh bollox, there goes my new years resolution !
 
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