New Weight Loss Program

Discussion in 'Health & Fitness' started by The_Jimmy, Jan 14, 2009.

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  1. A bloke calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 Kg. Weight loss program.

    The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous,
    athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

    She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.

    The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'

    Without a second thought, he takes off after her.
    A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.

    The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.
    On the fifth day, he weighs h imself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 Kilo’s. As promised.

    He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 Kilo program.

    The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful,
    sexy woman he has eve r seen in his life.
    She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads,
    'If you catch me you can have me'.

    Well, he's out the door after her like a shot.
    This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.
    So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

    Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 Kilo’s..
    As promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 kilo program

    Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone. 'This is our most rigorous program.'

    'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven 't felt this good in years.'

    The next day there's a knock at the door;
    and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular bloke standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes
    and a sign around his neck that reads,
    'If I catch you, you're mine.'

    Results: He lost 63 Kilo’s that week.
  2. hehehehe first time round i heard that one, the final bit was with a gorrilla in a phone box.Must be 50 years ago. Wonder will things work out with Thingie and Tim?

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