New University degree course

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    BECOMING A MAN- TWO YEAR DEGREE COURSE

    TWO YEAR DEGREE COURSE

    A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be
    interested in:
    Becoming a Real Man. That’s right, in just six mini-semesters, you, too, can be a
    real man as well as earn an MA degree. (Male Arts)
    Please take a moment to look over the program outline.
    FIRST YEAR
    Autumn Schedule:
    MEN 101: Combating Stupidity
    MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework
    MEN 103: PMS-Learn To Keep Your Mouth Shut
    MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under Things
    for Christmas
    Winter Schedule:
    MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques
    MEN 111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am
    MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn’t End with Conception
    EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook
    EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
    ECON 001A: What’s Hers is Hers
    Spring Schedule:
    MEN 120: How NOT to Act like an arse when you’re
    Wrong
    MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence
    MEN 122: YOU, The Weaker Sex
    MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers
    ECON 001C: What Was Yours is Hers
    SECOND YEAR
    Autumn Schedule:
    SE#X 101: You CAN Fall Asleep without It
    SE#X 102: Morning Dilemma: If It’s Awake, Take a Shower
    SE#X 103: How to Stay Awake After Sex
    MEN 201: How To Put the Toilet Seat Down
    (Elective) (See Electives Below)
    Winter Schedule:
    MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
    MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
    MEN 212: You, Too, Can be a Designated Driver
    MEN 213: Honest, You Don’t Look Like Brad Pitt
    MEN 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are
    Important
    Spring Schedule:
    MEN 220: Omitting %&*!@ from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
    MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket after Farting Is NOT Necessary
    MEN 222: Real Men Ask For Directions
    MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
    MEN 230B: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are Important II
    Course Electives:
    EAT 102: Cooking with Tofu
    EAT 103: Utilization of Eating Utensils
    EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly
    MEN 231: Mothers-In-Law
    MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening
    MEN 233: Just Say “Yes, Dearâ€
    ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her
    Just a thought for all the women out there.
    1 MENtal Illness
    2 MENstrual cramps
    3 MENtal breakdown
    4 MENopause
    5 GUYnocologist (poetic spelling)
    Ever notice how all of women’s problems start with men?
    Send this to all women you know (and men with a sense of humour) and brighten up
    their day!!…. and when we have real trouble, it’s a HISterectomy
     

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