No doubt when the worlds press get a hold of the story properly it'll be the fastest, quietest, 'SUB'......(I shiver even typing the word) blah blah blah blah. Measuring the length of three really small football pitches and the most feared submarine our Western Heroes have ever come up against. With a sonar that can detect contacts from twenty thousand miles away whilst in dry dock.......yada yada yada.......
It's just a bloody Akula...with the same reduction ratio (probably) and associated gearing lines and vulnerabilities (but the press won't report this because they haven't a bloody clue what really goes on under the water) that all the rest have.
I wonder which boat zapped it first? Ours or The Septics!
Pardon....speak up...say what....huh!
Hang on I'll just get me ear horn...the dogs got it...he's doing that thing with the record player and my old vinyls again. Deefer come 'ere!
KNOCK KNOCK......ooooer! :threaten: