New modern english lesson!

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  1. Mordern english lesson!

    Beef ( Fight )
    wifey ( Girlfreind )
    Init ( Aint it )
    Cuz ( freind )
    Bruv ( freind )
    Bitch ( Girlfreind )

    Now lets put a mordern day sentance!

    Hey bruv whats up init. You guess what my bitch left me for some next sailor cuz, she was a top wifey aswell. bruv what you want me to do about it, go and get beef with that sailor then init.

    :wink: :)
     
  2. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Re: New mordern english lesson!

    1ce I hav mstrD mongtalk Im tkng a trip 2 south central,LA so I cn Lern how 2 bcum a G4ng$ta.
     
  3. Re: New mordern english lesson!

    Yeah mans, it would be a wicked thing init bruv.
     
  4. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Re: New mordern english lesson!

    wen U Lern 2 chek yor spLN U cn cum bak & GIV lessons.
     
  5. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Re: New mordern english lesson!

    U sed bruv mEnz frNd, bt Im not yor frNd.
     
  6. Re: New mordern english lesson!

    You want beef?
     
  7. Re: New mordern english lesson!

    "i" before "e" except after "c" .....
     
  8. Re: New mordern english lesson!

    mordern?

    mordern??
     
  9. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Re: New mordern english lesson!

    Im not intRStd n tkng yor ==B ^ my hoop, bt Im suR yor bf Leo iz.
     
  10. Re: New mordern english lesson!

    You spotted it! Ha i was waiting. Wits the shits never.
     
  11. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Re: New mordern english lesson!

    wot bout sNteNc.
     
  12. freind?
    Thinking Aint it is somehow a more understandable translation of init?

    My English is probably far from perfect but this fella has got to be having a laugh!

    Matt
     
  13. i iz not laughing bruv.
     
  14. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Chico iz d site mong. n [email protected] how hard he iz slapped & mAd a f%l of he kEpz comin bak w d attitude of "Im specL".
     
  15. Start a post, saying you just cut a nail. All the post on here are bullshit accept newbies!
     
  16. Change 'all' to most!
     
  17. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    dat mAkz n senS @ aL "specL 1".
     
  18. Well you start new post about shit! If your bum was killing you would start a post. If you have a insect bite on your nose, you would start a new post.

    So what im trying to say is your a mong also.
     
  19. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    U R coRec bout 1 tng & datz yor trying. I stRt threads bout NEthing I wnt, bt nevr bout my bum hrtz. hz Leo Bin doin a ltl # on yor hoop?
     

  20. I never said you started a thread about your arse. Also you agree your a mong, were getting somewhere.
     

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