New Model Honours System

Discussion in 'The Gash Barge' started by Always_a_Civvy, Apr 13, 2007.

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  1. I though in these days of inter-naval backbiting and recriminations against oppos as against the real culprits, something of a more light-hearted nature was needed to get Rum Rationers to revert their usual selves. So here goes.

    What if RR members were to devise a new system of honours and decorations (no not the Christmas variety - stupid boy - the bauble variety). Here are some of my own thoughts.

    VC - no change

    GC - no change

    Companion of the Order of the G Spot (COGS) - to replace the KG - Garter replaced by muffler bearing the chain-stitched motto: Do As You're Told, in red silk

    Companion of the Order of Nelson (CON) - to replace the Order of Merit - with the motto: Kiss Me Hardy

    Companion of the Shower (COS) - the environmentally friendly replacement to the CB

    Commander of the Brown Envelope (CBE) - for services to politics/big business - with the motto: Pass the Buck
     
  2. and a new Medal as well?

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    General Pain in the Arse campaign Medal.
     
  3. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    As always AaC, I respect your insight but you neglected to put a definitive price on each 'award'.
     
  4. Here goes...

    VC - no change from £5M

    GC - no change from £1M

    Companion of the Order of the G Spot (COGS) - can only be earned by being an ex-inmate :(

    Companion of the Order of Nelson (CON) - sell your story to the News of the Knobs for £100K

    Companion of the Shower (COS) - donations to MPs Pension Fund gratefully received (nothing less than £5000)

    Commander of the Brown Envelope (CBE) - free to all Fat Cats and MPs
     
  5. I qualify for the following.

    Companion of The Order of The G Spot.
    Companion of the Order of Golden Showers and Bar.

    Gimme Gimme Gimme!!
     
  6. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    AaC, if you haven't got a gong already Shipmate, you can borrow one of mine!
     
  7. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    I aspire to obtain (when I can afford £1000) the one with a pink ribbon.... that's special:

    ...the Order of the Brownhatter's Scramble Net - awarded for services to fishing.... for, er.... sailors! :D
     

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