New Job

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by The_Caretaker, Mar 9, 2007.

Welcome to the Navy Net aka Rum Ration

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial RN website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. Hi you lot, I have a new job, what do you think.
    Building Manager in Knightsbridge London, local paki shop HARRODS.
    Free 2 bed flat, fully fitted kitchen Free Electric,gas,heating,telephone,sky tv, internet ALL FREE. Mobile phone supplied all bills paid by the company.
    £27.000 to start a year rising to £32.000 after 6 months annual bonuses at christmas, wage rise at christmas. 10 staff, all I do is keep the place running. Cheapest flat in the building £2,250.000. Lots of tips. Not bad then.
    Sevice flats next to mine for the maids.
  2. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    you in the converted flats opposite Harrods?
  3. Well who is going to comfort all the girls and staff at school now?
    What are the pooftah piano teachers going to be feeling?
  4. BELL BOY !!!!!!!! :lol:
    I've got a good job

    And I'm newly born.

    You should see me dressed up in my uniform.

    I work in hotel, all gilt and flash.

    Remember the place where the doors were smashed?

    Bell Boy! I got to keep running now.

    Bell Boy! Keep my lip buttoned down.

    Bell Boy! Carry this baggage out.

    Bell Boy! Always running at someone's heel.

    You know how I feel, always running at someone's heel.

    Some nights I still sleep on the beach.

    Remember when stars were in reach.

    Then I wander in early to work,

    Spend the day licking boots for my perks.
  5. Good Luck in the new job, and keep taking the tablets!
  6. Do you have to practice saying "here's Johnny" manicaly every day?? Whilst running around with an axe...
  7. Of course there is aways the possibility the new employer will expect him to earn the cash and perks.
  8. BELL END?? :grin:
  9. Blue card job then, good luck with your new job, keep taking the blue pills
  10. Nice block of luxury flats, so my job will be open to any of you lot who are out. Will only employ ex service.
  11. Caretaker
    Did your CV contain details of you sexual conquests?
    If so thats what clinched it!!
  12. Sounds good to me, best of luck with the job - just don't take lifts from the staff chauffers!
  13. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted:

Share This Page