New Job

The_Caretaker

War Hero
Hi you lot, I have a new job, what do you think.
Building Manager in Knightsbridge London, local paki shop HARRODS.
Free 2 bed flat, fully fitted kitchen Free Electric,gas,heating,telephone,sky tv, internet ALL FREE. Mobile phone supplied all bills paid by the company.
£27.000 to start a year rising to £32.000 after 6 months annual bonuses at christmas, wage rise at christmas. 10 staff, all I do is keep the place running. Cheapest flat in the building £2,250.000. Lots of tips. Not bad then.
Sevice flats next to mine for the maids.
 

slim

War Hero
Well who is going to comfort all the girls and staff at school now?
What are the pooftah piano teachers going to be feeling?
 
BELL BOY !!!!!!!! :lol:

I've got a good job

And I'm newly born.

You should see me dressed up in my uniform.

I work in hotel, all gilt and flash.

Remember the place where the doors were smashed?



Bell Boy! I got to keep running now.

Bell Boy! Keep my lip buttoned down.

Bell Boy! Carry this baggage out.

Bell Boy! Always running at someone's heel.

You know how I feel, always running at someone's heel.



Some nights I still sleep on the beach.

Remember when stars were in reach.

Then I wander in early to work,

Spend the day licking boots for my perks.
 
Of course there is aways the possibility the new employer will expect him to earn the cash and perks.
 

nutty_bag

War Hero
Lingyai said:
BELL BOY !!!!!!!! :lol:

I've got a good job

And I'm newly born.

You should see me dressed up in my uniform.

I work in hotel, all gilt and flash.

Remember the place where the doors were smashed?



Bell Boy! I got to keep running now.

Bell Boy! Keep my lip buttoned down.

Bell Boy! Carry this baggage out.

Bell Boy! Always running at someone's heel.

You know how I feel, always running at someone's heel.



Some nights I still sleep on the beach.

Remember when stars were in reach.

Then I wander in early to work,

Spend the day licking boots for my perks.
BELL END?? :grin:
 

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