New Job

#1
Hi you lot, I have a new job, what do you think.
Building Manager in Knightsbridge London, local paki shop HARRODS.
Free 2 bed flat, fully fitted kitchen Free Electric,gas,heating,telephone,sky tv, internet ALL FREE. Mobile phone supplied all bills paid by the company.
£27.000 to start a year rising to £32.000 after 6 months annual bonuses at christmas, wage rise at christmas. 10 staff, all I do is keep the place running. Cheapest flat in the building £2,250.000. Lots of tips. Not bad then.
Sevice flats next to mine for the maids.
 

slim

War Hero
#3
Well who is going to comfort all the girls and staff at school now?
What are the pooftah piano teachers going to be feeling?
 
#4
BELL BOY !!!!!!!! :lol:

I've got a good job

And I'm newly born.

You should see me dressed up in my uniform.

I work in hotel, all gilt and flash.

Remember the place where the doors were smashed?



Bell Boy! I got to keep running now.

Bell Boy! Keep my lip buttoned down.

Bell Boy! Carry this baggage out.

Bell Boy! Always running at someone's heel.

You know how I feel, always running at someone's heel.



Some nights I still sleep on the beach.

Remember when stars were in reach.

Then I wander in early to work,

Spend the day licking boots for my perks.
 
#8
Lingyai said:
BELL BOY !!!!!!!! :lol:

I've got a good job

And I'm newly born.

You should see me dressed up in my uniform.

I work in hotel, all gilt and flash.

Remember the place where the doors were smashed?



Bell Boy! I got to keep running now.

Bell Boy! Keep my lip buttoned down.

Bell Boy! Carry this baggage out.

Bell Boy! Always running at someone's heel.

You know how I feel, always running at someone's heel.



Some nights I still sleep on the beach.

Remember when stars were in reach.

Then I wander in early to work,

Spend the day licking boots for my perks.
BELL END?? :grin:
 

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