New flat mate

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  1. I have a new flat mate. She's Catherine, aged 20, fit as ferk, did business studies at college but now works on the tills in Tesco. We both have our own en suite rooms but share the kitchen.

    Should I use the hammer or try a chat up line with this one up? :dwarf:
     
  2. ooooooooooooooo use your moves on her........... she will melt.....
     
  3. Be a gentleman, always chat up line first, then hammer if the lines don't work.
     
  4. Don't waste time - just walk in on her with Percy hanging out, if she screams you're in if she takes no notice (or worse laughs), no chance.
     
  5. ^_^;
     
  6. Harry maskers too mate, then you'll have the full rape...er I mean tool kit.
    NZB
     
  7. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Don't bother. I know her - she's a lesbian... 8O :wink:
     
  8. Thanks for the advice, guys. I'm hoping she'll be bring home the bacon later.

    P.S. I'm out of maskers at the moment, so I'm having to make do with loud music instead :thumright:
     
  9. Defo the hammer then.
    NZB
     
  10. Find a couple of other lads and close her down zulu alpha...
     
  11. I knew a lesbian once... then she discovered I was male..... ;) :biggrin:
     
  12. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Invite me around for dinner mate, I'll sort if for you. She'll be gagging for you once I've tried my charm..... :hump:
     
  13. Use a club or some rohipnol (spelling) and hope she aint a virgin!!!
     
  14. Whatever happens Harry best of luck , go for it big style ,
     
  15. Get to know her =]

    Get close

    Then pounceeee like a tiger on heat (Y)
     
  16. Shame "one" can't link the topics

    "God V Allah" and "Sat Nav" would have gone well together
     
  17. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Slightly random richie............ :dwarf:
     
  18. Be sensitive, be caring, listen to what she has to say, be aware of her needs...

    ....then slip her a length before she realises what an insensitive bastard you really are :hump:
     
  19. Gib, Caleta Palace, 1979 ish. Two mates who have ran out of subsistence come up with a cunning plan.

    They sit in the corner of the bar and start crying, eventually two birds come over and they proceed to tell them they have been at sea for six months and their wives were to fly out to see them but the plane has crashed.

    Many beers and sympathy fcuk.

    Try that if you get into difficulties :thumright:
     
  20. Act all "nonchalant"(?).

    "Who?.....me?....yerrrs...I always walk around naked...."
    "Fancy a bottle of wine and a DVD? "Nine Songs" is a
    good film.....not for the rampant shagging mind you....
    the music is good....yerrs...y'can leave the bathroom
    door open....dosen't bother me none. "

    If all else fails - put a Smoke detector in the Bathroom,
    stick a webcam in it, log on and bash-your-bishop like
    there's no tomorrow.
     

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