New flat mate

#1
I have a new flat mate. She's Catherine, aged 20, fit as ferk, did business studies at college but now works on the tills in Tesco. We both have our own en suite rooms but share the kitchen.

Should I use the hammer or try a chat up line with this one up? :dwarf:
 
#4
Don't waste time - just walk in on her with Percy hanging out, if she screams you're in if she takes no notice (or worse laughs), no chance.
 

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#7
HarryBosch said:
I have a new flat mate. She's Catherine, aged 20, fit as ferk, did business studies at college but now works on the tills in Tesco. We both have our own en suite rooms but share the kitchen.

Should I use the hammer or try a chat up line with this one up? :dwarf:
Don't bother. I know her - she's a lesbian... 8O :wink:
 
#8
Thanks for the advice, guys. I'm hoping she'll be bring home the bacon later.

P.S. I'm out of maskers at the moment, so I'm having to make do with loud music instead :thumright:
 
#9
sgtpepperband said:
HarryBosch said:
I have a new flat mate. She's Catherine, aged 20, fit as ferk, did business studies at college but now works on the tills in Tesco. We both have our own en suite rooms but share the kitchen.

Should I use the hammer or try a chat up line with this one up? :dwarf:
Don't bother. I know her - she's a lesbian... 8O :wink:
Defo the hammer then.
NZB
 
#11
sgtpepperband said:
HarryBosch said:
I have a new flat mate. She's Catherine, aged 20, fit as ferk, did business studies at college but now works on the tills in Tesco. We both have our own en suite rooms but share the kitchen.

Should I use the hammer or try a chat up line with this one up? :dwarf:
Don't bother. I know her - she's a lesbian... 8O :wink:
I knew a lesbian once... then she discovered I was male..... ;) :biggrin:
 
#13
HarryBosch said:
I have a new flat mate. She's Catherine, aged 20, fit as ferk, did business studies at college but now works on the tills in Tesco. We both have our own en suite rooms but share the kitchen.

Should I use the hammer or try a chat up line with this one up? :dwarf:
Use a club or some rohipnol (spelling) and hope she aint a virgin!!!
 
#18
Be sensitive, be caring, listen to what she has to say, be aware of her needs...

....then slip her a length before she realises what an insensitive bastard you really are :hump:
 

diesel

Lantern Swinger
#19
Gib, Caleta Palace, 1979 ish. Two mates who have ran out of subsistence come up with a cunning plan.

They sit in the corner of the bar and start crying, eventually two birds come over and they proceed to tell them they have been at sea for six months and their wives were to fly out to see them but the plane has crashed.

Many beers and sympathy fcuk.

Try that if you get into difficulties :thumright:
 
#20
Act all "nonchalant"(?).

"Who?.....me?....yerrrs...I always walk around naked...."
"Fancy a bottle of wine and a DVD? "Nine Songs" is a
good film.....not for the rampant shagging mind you....
the music is good....yerrs...y'can leave the bathroom
door open....dosen't bother me none. "

If all else fails - put a Smoke detector in the Bathroom,
stick a webcam in it, log on and bash-your-bishop like
there's no tomorrow.
 

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