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New Doctors in Town

Ager50

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Subject: New Office In Town


Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."

The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it
to "Hysterias and Posteriors."

This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council
they changed the sign to "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." No go.

Next, they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics." The town council
turned thumbs down again.

Then came "Manic Depressives and **** Retentives." Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in "Minds and Behinds." Unacceptable again.

So they tried "Lost Souls and Butt Holes." No way.

"Analysis and **** Cysts?" Nope.

"Nuts and Butts?" Uh uh.

"Freaks and Cheeks?" Still no go.

"Loons and Moons?" Forget it.

Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with: "Dr Smith
and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."

Everyone loved it.
 
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