New Diet

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  1. Nutty

    Nutty Supporters - GCM

    Sent to me today a great new diet.


    "As most of you know I have a Dalmatian puppy, and I was buying a large

    bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till.

    A woman behind me asked if I had a Dog.

    On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again,

    although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last

    time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care

    ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it

    works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat

    one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally

    complete so I was going to try it again.

    I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now

    enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

    Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition

    because I had been poisoned.

    I told her no,

    it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.

    I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so

    hard as he staggered out the door.

    Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??"
  2. aussiepint

    aussiepint New member

  3. grefs

    grefs New member

    Well done Nutty, ace reading.
  4. alanbach

    alanbach New member

    PMSL again :lol: :lol: :lol: ...that was ace
  5. rod-gearing

    rod-gearing War Hero

    Mint!did she appreciate the humour?
  6. whitemouse

    whitemouse Supporters - GCM

    Fantastic :lol:

    A sunny day, a good dit, and it's the weekend too (also supposed to be sunny)


  7. slim

    slim War Hero

    You lying bugger. I've eaten the winalot, and I still [email protected] lick my balls
  8. stirling2

    stirling2 Banned

    Well as you can not see your dick Slim I am not surprised :wink: :D
  9. slim

    slim War Hero

    I normally use a mirror, one of the magnifying types used by ladies for putting on their makup. Makes ones todgerlook much healthier
  10. stirling2

    stirling2 Banned

    That's why I like women with small hands :wink:
  11. Always_a_Civvy

    Always_a_Civvy Supporter - ADC

    PMSL! :lol:

    Slim, might I suggest the Whiskas Diet for you. You'll be able to lick your own backside and in the process never need to lick anyone elses... unless you choose to enter politics, of course! :D

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