NEW!!! CTG TRAINING

[sinbad]

I think we should all start using this!!!
>
> 1) TRY SAYING:
> I think you could use more training.
> >INSTEAD OF:
> You don't know what the f___ you're doing.
>
>
> 3) TRY SAYING:
> Perhaps I can work late.
> INSTEAD OF:
> And when the f___ do you expect me to do that?
>
> 4) TRY SAYING:
> I'm certain that isn't feasible.
> INSTEAD OF:
> No f___ing chance.
>
>
> 5) TRY SAYING:
> Really?
> INSTEAD OF:
> You've got to be sh__ing me!
>
> 6) TRY SAYING:
> Perhaps you should check with...
> INSTEAD OF:
> Tell someone who gives a f__.
>
> 7) TRY SAYING:
> I wasn't involved in the project.
> INSTEAD OF:
> It's not my f____ing problem.
>
> 8) TRY SAYING:
> That's interesting.
> INSTEAD OF:
> What the f___?
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> 9) TRY SAYING:
> I'm not sure this can be implemented.
> INSTEAD OF:
> This sh__ won't work.
>
>
>
> 10) TRY SAYING:
> I'll try to schedule that in.
> INSTEAD OF:
> Why the f___ing h _ll didn't you tell me sooner?
>
>
> 11) TRY SAYING:
> He's not familiar with the issues.
> INSTEAD OF:
> He's got his head up his a__.
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> 12) TRY SAYING:
> Excuse me sir?
> INSTEAD
> OF:
> Eat sh__ and die.
>
>
> 13) TRY SAYING:
> So you weren't happy with it?
> INSTEAD OF:
> Kiss my a__.
>
> 14) TRY SAYING:
> I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
> INSTEAD OF:
> F___ it, I'm not getting overtime.
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> 15) TRY SAYING:
> I don't think you understand.
> INSTEAD OF:
> Shove it up your a__.
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> 16) TRY SAYING:
> I love a challenge.
> INSTEAD OF:
> This job sucks c__k.
>
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> 17) TRY SAYING:
> You want me to take care of that?
> INSTEAD OF:
> Who the f___ died and made you boss?
>
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> 18 ) TRY SAYING:
> He's somewhat insensitive.
> INSTEAD OF:
> He's a pr_ck.


Na...**** it!!!