New Airport Scanner

#1
Here's a solution to all the controversy over full body scanners at airports.
All we need to do is to develop a booth that you can step into that will not x-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body. The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.
This would be a win win for everyone. There would be none of this mess about racial profiling and the device would eliminate long and expensive trials.
This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers! we now have a seat available on flight number......"
 
#4
Flagdeck said:
Here's a solution to all the controversy over full body scanners at airports.
All we need to do is to develop a booth that you can step into that will not x-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body. The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.
This would be a win win for everyone. There would be none of this mess about racial profiling and the device would eliminate long and expensive trials.
This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers! we now have a seat available on flight number......"
'Clean up in booth number 3'

Personally, I think it is a good idea.
However, it depends on how it activates the explosive.
Can you say 'pacemaker'.
 
#5
older_joiner said:
Flagdeck said:
Here's a solution to all the controversy over full body scanners at airports.
All we need to do is to develop a booth that you can step into that will not x-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body. The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.
This would be a win win for everyone. There would be none of this mess about racial profiling and the device would eliminate long and expensive trials.
This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers! we now have a seat available on flight number......"
'Clean up in booth number 3'

Personally, I think it is a good idea.
However, it depends on how it activates the explosive.
Can you say 'pacemaker'.




"Boss! Boss! We got one!"
 
#7
Well I sent it to my MP and he even sent me a reply.

The reply "Thank you for the idea. I cannot see them doing this"

pity really :p
 
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