Never end a sentence with a preposition

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  1. Joe is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to perform
    sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but
    nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian
    medicine man.

    The medicine man says, "I can cure this." With that said, he throws a
    white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue
    This is powerful medicine but you can only useit once a year.All you
    have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"

    The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to

    The medicine man replies: "All you or your partner has to say is 1234,
    and it will go down. But be warned: It will not work again for another

    Joe rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers and prowess. That
    night he is ready to surprise his wife. He showers, shaves, and puts on
    his most exotic shaving lotion and cologne. After he gets into bed and
    is lying next to her, he says, "123" and suddenly he becomes more
    aroused than anytime in his life, just as the medicine man had
    His wife, who had been facing away from him, turns over and asks, "What
    did you say 123 for?" And now you know why you should never end a
    sentence with a preposition.
  2. Liked that one :lol: :lol: :lol:

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