Never end a sentence with a preposition

kingoftwigs

War Hero
Joe is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to perform
sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but
nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian
medicine man.

The medicine man says, "I can cure this." With that said, he throws a
white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue
smoke.
This is powerful medicine but you can only useit once a year.All you
have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"

The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to
continue?"

The medicine man replies: "All you or your partner has to say is 1234,
and it will go down. But be warned: It will not work again for another
year."

Joe rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers and prowess. That
night he is ready to surprise his wife. He showers, shaves, and puts on
his most exotic shaving lotion and cologne. After he gets into bed and
is lying next to her, he says, "123" and suddenly he becomes more
aroused than anytime in his life, just as the medicine man had
promised.
His wife, who had been facing away from him, turns over and asks, "What
did you say 123 for?" And now you know why you should never end a
sentence with a preposition.
 
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