Need a house with a Vew?

[BreathingOutOnTheWayUp]

With four Bedrooms in Old Portsmouth for just £1 Million...

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/people/like-the-view-yours-for-1m-1-8163660

 

[SONAR-BENDER]

Joking apart, we have the one next door from AirBnb in a couple of weeks!

I'll be able to sit and gaze longingly at DOLPHIN (as was).

 

[BreathingOutOnTheWayUp]

^That's likely to bring the selling price down a few K, especially if you sit outside naked!

 

[Joint_Force_Harrier]

The garden is a mess

 

[WreckerL]

Considering it's location, does it come with a free pooper scooper?

 

[Sumo]

Considering it's location, does it come with a free pooper scooper?

If you are going to live in a siht hole that the least they could do, gold at that price

 

[SONAR-BENDER]

^That's likely to bring the selling price down a few K, especially if you sit outside naked!

Outside? Naked? In the UK? In November? I can safely say the price will not be getting reduced because of me!

 

[SONAR-BENDER]

Oh - and the scruffy garden? What you see is part of Portsmouth Sailing Club's boat storage.

 

[BillyNoMates]

Dez Rez available on Gumtree.

 

[BillyNoMates]

A selection of photographs of properties that you can snap up to increase your buy-to-let portfolio.

2 floors-four doors.

Large airy lounge with en-suite pig.

Master bedroom is en-suite but can chuck up in hot weather

"Special Room" for ritual sacrifices to guarantee next seasons crops.

Utility Room that has only killed two previous occupants.

 

[BillyNoMates]

Converted chapel with lovely windows.

 

[BillyNoMates]

"No - it's him next door that's on the sex offenders register, but they sometimes fire-bomb
the wrong house"

 

[BillyNoMates]

"I'm selling the house because the wife and her mother left me and it's too big for just one person, honestly"