When I was an instructor at the Sea Harrier training school we had to supply a team for the Commodores Cup competition. As we had control of all the Sea Harrier part 4â€™s on 899 Squadron we could use them to make up the teams before the training squadron had a pick. We made up a team but were one short, I was teaching so could not go down to the gym. I suggested we use AEM Bloggs (Name changed) as he was a bit of a sport Billy, field gun wannabe. I rang up the Reggie asked for Bloggs. â€œEh up, Bloggies how do you fancy an afternoon off work, bit of exercise and a few beers after?â€ I asked. His reply was â€œNot too sure, not really interestedâ€ I was shocked but persuaded him to pop down. Two hours later one of the instructors came back to the section and asked â€œWho was that c**k you sent down? Halfway through he collapsed and the medics were called and hauled him off to the bay, oxygen mask attachedâ€ I was shocked and we had a look at the photo board, it the dawned on me we had two Bloggs; I had sent the Jonny Vegas version down. The poor bloke had 3 days off work, he left the mob after his return of service.