Navy Taekwondo No.1 Tom Springall

#3
I love it when people kick during a fight; nothing says "punch me in the bollocks as hard as you can" than some fairy lifting his leg to you. Gayers
 
#6
Van_Zandt said:
I love it when people kick during a fight; nothing says "punch me in the bollocks as hard as you can" than some fairy lifting his leg to you. Gayers
Bruce Lee speaks :roll:

Idiot.
There goes a man who has never had a fight. I've fought officially and unofficially for many years and in MMA never got KO'd by a kick. Limited martial arts are effective and entertaining to watch when put up against another restrictive style, but mix it up with more thorough styles (krav maga, systema, MMA) and a kicker will soon learn to stop kicking.

I'm not an idiot mate, I was just illustrating my disdain for prancing kitten, flying humming bird styles.
 
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JonnoJonno said:
Van_Zandt said:
I love it when people kick during a fight; nothing says "punch me in the bollocks as hard as you can" than some fairy lifting his leg to you. Gayers
Bruce Lee speaks :roll:

Idiot.
There goes a man who has never had a fight. I've fought officially and unofficially for many years and in MMA never got KO'd by a kick. Limited martial arts are effective and entertaining to watch when put up against another restrictive style, but mix it up with more thorough styles (krav maga, systema, MMA) and a kicker will soon learn to stop kicking.

I'm not an idiot mate, I was just illustrating my disdain for prancing kitten, flying humming bird styles.

The only guy I've seen (competition) knock folks out with a kick successively was that Ukranian? nutter crocop.
 
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R077 said:
JonnoJonno said:
Van_Zandt said:
I love it when people kick during a fight; nothing says "punch me in the bollocks as hard as you can" than some fairy lifting his leg to you. Gayers
Bruce Lee speaks :roll:

Idiot.
There goes a man who has never had a fight. I've fought officially and unofficially for many years and in MMA never got KO'd by a kick. Limited martial arts are effective and entertaining to watch when put up against another restrictive style, but mix it up with more thorough styles (krav maga, systema, MMA) and a kicker will soon learn to stop kicking.

I'm not an idiot mate, I was just illustrating my disdain for prancing kitten, flying humming bird styles.

The only guy I've seen (competition) knock folks out with a kick successively was that Ukranian? nutter crocop.
Mrko Crocop, who now routinely gets filled in by floor fighters. I find the best way to counter some homo dancing around in front of you doing all his Honk Kong Phooey chad is just to punch him fully in the ribs just below the armpit and watch him spin around on the floor in agony. Sweet poetic justice.
 
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Clown_Puncher said:
R077 said:
JonnoJonno said:
Van_Zandt said:
I love it when people kick during a fight; nothing says "punch me in the bollocks as hard as you can" than some fairy lifting his leg to you. Gayers
Bruce Lee speaks :roll:

Idiot.
There goes a man who has never had a fight. I've fought officially and unofficially for many years and in MMA never got KO'd by a kick. Limited martial arts are effective and entertaining to watch when put up against another restrictive style, but mix it up with more thorough styles (krav maga, systema, MMA) and a kicker will soon learn to stop kicking.

I'm not an idiot mate, I was just illustrating my disdain for prancing kitten, flying humming bird styles.

The only guy I've seen (competition) knock folks out with a kick successively was that Ukranian? nutter crocop.
Mrko Crocop, who now routinely gets filled in by floor fighters. I find the best way to counter some homo dancing around in front of you doing all his Honk Kong Phooey chad is just to punch him fully in the ribs just below the armpit and watch him spin around on the floor in agony. Sweet poetic justice.
I like the 'Begin to explain the situation calmly with a non-threatening body position and then pummel them' technique. Particularly good when utilised during the break-up of a fight. Hilarious.

not to be confused with the 'Wet yourself and cry on your knees until they turn their back and then tackle them to floor, thrust your thumb right up their bagel and begin licking their ear and sniffing their hair' technique. It's great fun and they'll never come near you again.
 
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R077 said:
I like the 'Begin to explain the situation calmly with a non-threatening body position and then pummel them' technique. Particularly good when utilised during the break-up of a fight. Hilarious.

not to be confused with the 'Wet yourself and cry on your knees until they turn their back and then tackle them to floor, thrust your thumb right up their bagel and begin licking their ear and sniffing their hair' technique. It's great fun and they'll never come near you again.
I like your style. I also enjoy calling the bluff of civvies who seem to think a dust up comprises of standing just behind their mate, shouting and gesticulating wildly and asking said mate to "hold them back."

A palm to the nose normally shuts them up.

"Hold me back, I'll have him!"
 
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Clown_Puncher said:
R077 said:
I like the 'Begin to explain the situation calmly with a non-threatening body position and then pummel them' technique. Particularly good when utilised during the break-up of a fight. Hilarious.

not to be confused with the 'Wet yourself and cry on your knees until they turn their back and then tackle them to floor, thrust your thumb right up their bagel and begin licking their ear and sniffing their hair' technique. It's great fun and they'll never come near you again.
I like your style. I also enjoy calling the bluff of civvies who seem to think a dust up comprises of standing just behind their mate, shouting and gesticulating wildly and asking said mate to "hold them back."

A palm to the nose normally shuts them up.

"Hold me back, I'll have him!"
Nowt wrong with the old snap of cartilage into the brain. In a real life or death situation, all I do is rip off my shirt and lick my nipples. Apart from being ripped, the shock tactic of running at them while holding and licking your boobs, coupled with a gradually falling pair of trousers works wonders. Add into the mix some bright white XL skid-marked panties and a full-blown semi poking out the buttons and you're invincible.
 
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There goes a man who has never had a fight. I've fought officially and unofficially for many years and in MMA never got KO'd by a kick. Limited martial arts are effective and entertaining to watch when put up against another restrictive style, but mix it up with more thorough styles (krav maga, systema, MMA) and a kicker will soon learn to stop kicking.

I'm not an idiot mate, I was just illustrating my disdain for prancing kitten, flying humming bird styles.
There goes a man where? Oh, you mean me? Sorry to disappoint you mate, but I've been training in martial arts for 22 years, won medals in sparring at British, European and World level (Taekwondo), and spar MMA, Muay Thai and Sambo fighters on a regular basis. I use head kicks more than any other technique. That includes KOs in the ring and on the street. Hasn't stopped me kicking yet. You might not like kicking styles, fair enough, but that doesn't mean they're automatically useless.
 
#14
2_deck_dash said:
When I watch martial arts ninjas all I can think about is this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnvnT7ayyhU

this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-kT2qE9d7Y

and this:

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

Gayers the lot of ya. My swift pint glass to the head will dick all over your karate chop any day of the week.
That first one is fcking class! I laughdid

Have a look at this for my favourite fat bloke fighter in all history (watch he first 2 minutes or so);
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PKfW2R6x_E

I've been punched by that fcker and it feels like you've been hit by a hammer into your kydneys and lungs at the same time. Nice bloke too
 
#17
daffy1 said:
Prancing around in your PJs is pretty pointless in our line of work so may i suggest something a big more effective.

Option 1

Option 2


Option one he drops his magazine; what a puff.

I'd go for option 3 which is the tramp fighting style pictured in your avatar. I know that style when I'm wasted
 

tuts

Lantern Swinger
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2_deck_dash said:
When I watch martial arts ninjas all I can think about is this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnvnT7ayyhU

this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-kT2qE9d7Y

and this:

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

Gayers the lot of ya. My swift pint glass to the head will dick all over your karate chop any day of the week.
Absolutely loved the ancient windmill technique in the 2nd one. Doesn't matter how big they are, or how many of them. It works every time!
Please check out -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5mpCwYDlkA

and this one is my instructor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhHlK60-9FA&NR=1&feature=fvwp
 
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