Navy News Pen Pals


Lantern Swinger
OK, did anyone actually ever get to prod-their-rod with a PP from the old Navy News?

Personally I was 'down south' when I took the initiative (after the usual 2's up of the paper) and corresponded with a very plum lass not a million miles from here.
Steps were arranged to pursue this posh pussy once back in Oggy land only to find out a day or two before wasting one of my valuable warrants, that she was still in private education at daddy's prestigious school. End message!

No grooming, no contact...just a near miss!

I know some of you will have taken up the chase. Were they worth it? Did you feel a case for suing the NN for mis-description or did you just keep shtung and banged the 'Attractive FLSF aged 24 with a Naval Background seeking Naval Gent'?

Gent...!! :roll:


Lantern Swinger
Abso-ferkinglutely. Down the Gulf in 86 on Andromeda. Sent a letter to the 'Daily Star' asking for pen-pals.

First Mail drop in Cadiz (next stop from Gib). Came the pipe "The person known as "the lads, 3EZ mess" report to the mail office at the rush". That'll be me then. "Sort this lot out you cnut" was the brief message from the killick dog (we didn't have bootie bandies onboard so had to do our own mail). Several sacks of mail later, yours truely and the rest of the S&S mess are trying to sort out the wheat from the chaff. I did indeed end up with a nurse from Lytham St Annes, but was not by far the only one to end up propper banging from that trip. One letter of note was the one from the bird that started ok but decided to drop in halfway "the photo enclosed is the last one I have of me before I lost my leg in a car accident. If no-one wants to write, please return it to me'. I have a sneaky suspicion that the said phot may well still be onthe 3EZ gronk board at the bottom of the deep blue sea. Bless em all, we got some absolutely corking replies. And I got seriouslylaid on return from my first ever foreign.
soleil said:
Dunno really, but guessing's good.

Fat Lazy Slapper - Free?

I was always amused by the 'Single Brown Hair'. Shaved minges were not the order of the day in my youth, but I'm sure when I did the honours I would have noticed just one waving carelessly in the breeze.
I managed it with three different pen pals once back in blighty following the Falklands Conflict.

One in Purley, one in Wickford and one in Blackpool. The one in Purley was 32 (I was 22) and she looked a lot like Annie Lennox and she had several RAS(L)'s over several visits from young brigham! :)

The other two were one shagging visit and out events. ;-)


War Hero
Book Reviewer
Drakey said:
soleil said:
Fun Loving Single Female, at a guess.
"Due to newspaper prices being based on characters or lines of text, a jargon of abbreviations, acronyms and code words arose in personals, and have carried over to the internet.

The following are examples of single-letter abbreviations used in three-letter acronyms (TLAs).

The first letter describes the person seeking.

F: Female
G: Gay
M: Male (or Man)
M: Married
S: Single
T: Transgender
W: Woman

The middle letter represents the ethnicity of the person posting the ad. Can be replaced by 4, standing for for ("seeking", "desires", etc.).

A: Asian
B: Black
H: Hispanic
J: Jewish or Japanese
L: Latino or Latina
W: White

Last letter

C: Couple
F: Female
M: Male (or Man)
T: Transgender
W: Woman

The following are common abbreviations, acronyms, and code words.

225: Seeking domination (i.e. will accept when told that 2+2=5)
420 (or 4:20): refers to cannabis (see 420 (cannabis culture))
ASL: Age Stats Location OR Age Sex Location
ATM: Ass To Mouth - Anal copulation where the penis pulls out and ejaculates into a mouth
AZN: Asian
B&D (also B/D): Bondage and Discipline
BB: Bodybuilder, or Barebacking
BBC: Big Black Cock, or Big Black Cunt
BBW: Big Beautiful Woman (Overweight)
BDSM: Bondage and Discipline, Dominance and submission, Sadism and masochism
BF: Black Female, or Boyfriend
BHM: Big Handsome Man (uncommon, see BBW)
Bi: Bisexual
BiF: Bisexual Female
BiM: Bisexual Male
BJ: Blow Job (Fellatio)
BMW: (Big Mexican Woman) overweight Mexican woman
BOTS: Bit on the Side
BTW: By The Way...
BWC: Big White Cock
CBT: Cock & Ball Torture, used in BDSM
CD: Cross Dresser
CFNM: Clothed female, naked male
CP: Cock Play, between 2 or more males
D/D: drug and disease
DDF: Drug and Disease Free
DL: Down low: secretive same gender sex, often parallel to a heterosexual relationship
Dom: Male Dominant partner/participant in BDSM
Domme: Female Dominant partner/participant in BDSM
DP: Double Penetration, as when one person is penetrated by two objects
D/s: Dominance and Submission - lowercased "s" signifies power exchange
DTE: Down-to-earth
DWF: Divorced White Female
DWM: Divorced White Male
FB: Fuck-Buddy
FTM: Female-to-Male Transgender
FWB: Friend With Benefits (friendship plus sex and no emotions)
GAM: Gay Asian Male
GB: Gang Bang, a person having sex with multiple partners in turn or simultaneously
GBM: Gay Black Male
GF: Gay Female (Lesbian), or Girlfriend
GG: Genetic Girl/Real Girl/All-Girl as opposed to a TV/TS/TG girl
GHM: Gay Hispanic Male
GSOH: Good Sense Of Humour
GWC: Gay White Couple
GWF: Gay White Female
GWM: Gay White Male
Het: Heterosexual
HJ: Hand-Job
HWP: Height Weight Proportional: indicates an 'ideal' body weight
IRL: In Real Life: face to face meeting
ISO: In Search Of
LF: Looking For
LTR: Long Term Relationship (opposite of NSA)
M4M: Man seeking man
M4MW: Man seeking man and woman
M4T: Male seeking transsexual or transvestite (cross dresser)
M4W: Man seeking woman
MBC: Married Black Couple
MBiC: Married Bisexual Couple
MHC: Married Hispanic Couple
MOTOS: Member of the Opposite Sex
MOTSS: Member of the Same Sex
MTF: Male-to-Female Transgender
MW4M: Man and woman seeking man
MW4MW: Man and woman seeking man and woman
MW4W: Man and woman seeking woman
MWC: Married White Couple
ND: Non-drinker
NS: Non-smoker or non-smoking
NSA: No strings attached; no future obligation—opposite of LTR
OFAC: Own Flat And Car
OHAC: Own House And Car
OTK: Over The Knee, see erotic spanking
PNP: Party and Play (drugs, usually crystal meth, and sex)
Poly: Polyamory
Pre-Op: Pre-operative transsexual with genitalia unaltered, typically male-to-female
RTS: Real-Time Sex
S&M (also S/M): Sadomasochism (Sadism & Masochism)
SAE: Self Addressed Envelope
SASE: Self Addressed Stamped Envelope
SBF: Single Black Female
SBM: Single Black Male
SBiF: Single Bisexual Female
SBiM: Single Bisexual Male
ski: an outdoor snow or water sport, or code for cocaine use
snow: cocaine
SSBBW: Super-Sized Big Beautiful Woman
STD: sexually transmitted disease
Str8: Straight (not bisexual or gay)
sub (also subby or subbie): Submissive participant in BDSM
SWF: Single White Female
SWM: Single White Male
SWS: Sex Without Strings (one night stand)
TG: Transgender person
Tina: Methamphetamine
TLC: Tender Loving Care
TS (also Transsexual or Tranny): Transsexual person, typically male-to-female
TT: Titty-Torture, used in BDSM
TV: Transvestite
TYVM: Thank You Very Much
VAS: Vasectomy
VGL: Very Good Looking
W/E: Well Endowed: larger than average male organ
W/S: Watersports
W4M: Woman seeking man
W4MW: Woman seeking man and woman
W4W: Woman seeking woman
WLTM: Would Like To Meet
YO: Years Old

Dear me, SgtP, you really must find yourself a proper hobby.

(There should have been a warning before that one, advising readers not to be drinking hot drinks when reading through it!). Oh dear, cappuccino everywhere ...................



War Hero
Book Reviewer
soleil said:
Dear me, SgtP, you really must find yourself a proper hobby.

(There should have been a warning before that one, advising readers not to be drinking hot drinks when reading through it!). Oh dear, cappuccino everywhere ...................

Hmm, you spat it out? Well, that's one of my questions answered... :shock: :wink: