Navy News: "Calling All Sea Dogs!"

[soleil]

http://www.navynews.co.uk/news/848-calling-all-sea-dogs.aspx

 

[fishhead]

I can hear the keyboards being bashed around RR now.The only problem is how much embellishment can you get away with as your dit is supposed to be the truth.

 

[Ninja_Stoker]

How ironic - the rules state that the submitted article for the competition must be no more than 300 words.

The competition rules contain 523 words. :roll:

 

[Naval_Gazer]

Okay, who's for making up our own story? Each contributor can chip in their own snappy sentence in keeping with AX Forum standards (not Lil's). Total word limit is 300 after which a new story has to begin. I'll kick off with:

It was a dark and stormy night.

(Next?)

 

[Graf]

and Jack was stuck on the gangway again

 

[Rumrat]

thinking "Woods" is pretty ok rum,








Creep creep creep :wink:

 

[Naval_Gazer]

Suddenly, a fast black drew up on the jetty.

 

[SARKING]

Suddenly, a fast black drew up on the jetty.

It was Florence Griffith Joyner.

 

[bikerman]

Mustafa the taxi driver came up the gangway with a pizza...

 

[BreathingOutOnTheWayUp]

Which had been left behind by the previous passenger, so 'twas going at 1/2 price - Suddenly....

 

[Naval_Gazer]

... the post crashed on to the flight deck in a blaze of light; it was a lamp post!

(The joke doesn't work with mail. 79 words so far.)

 

[SARKING]

There was a Yelp of pain from the Captains dog which had been tied to it.

 

[kinross_special]

with 4 reels of black maskers and an acro-prop

 

[girthsmith]

"Are you the new Killick Reg" asked the Jossman staring at the dog.

 

[BreathingOutOnTheWayUp]

"Woofter! "Woofter!!" Said the dog.

Leaving the question unanswered but sublimely revealing his proclivities.