Navy News: "Calling All Sea Dogs!"

Discussion in 'The Quarterdeck' started by soleil, Jul 15, 2010.

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  1. soleil

    soleil War Hero

  2. fishhead

    fishhead War Hero

    I can hear the keyboards being bashed around RR now.The only problem is how much embellishment can you get away with as your dit is supposed to be the truth.
  3. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    How ironic - the rules state that the submitted article for the competition must be no more than 300 words.

    The competition rules contain 523 words. :roll:
  4. Naval_Gazer

    Naval_Gazer Supporters - GCM

    Okay, who's for making up our own story? Each contributor can chip in their own snappy sentence in keeping with AX Forum standards (not Lil's). Total word limit is 300 after which a new story has to begin. I'll kick off with:

    It was a dark and stormy night.

  5. Graf

    Graf New member

    and Jack was stuck on the gangway again
  6. Rumrat

    Rumrat War Hero

    thinking "Woods" is pretty ok rum,

    Creep creep creep :D :D :D :wink:
  7. Naval_Gazer

    Naval_Gazer Supporters - GCM

    Suddenly, a fast black drew up on the jetty.

    SARKING War Hero

    It was Florence Griffith Joyner.
  9. bikerman

    bikerman War Hero

    Mustafa the taxi driver came up the gangway with a pizza...
  10. Which had been left behind by the previous passenger, so 'twas going at 1/2 price - Suddenly....
  11. Naval_Gazer

    Naval_Gazer Supporters - GCM

    ... the post crashed on to the flight deck in a blaze of light; it was a lamp post!

    (The joke doesn't work with mail. 79 words so far.)

    SARKING War Hero

    There was a Yelp of pain from the Captains dog which had been tied to it.
  13. kinross_special

    kinross_special War Hero

    with 4 reels of black maskers and an acro-prop
  14. girthsmith

    girthsmith New member

    "Are you the new Killick Reg" asked the Jossman staring at the dog.
  15. "Woofter! "Woofter!!" Said the dog.

    Leaving the question unanswered but sublimely revealing his proclivities.

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