To all current and ex members of the mob who post here: Stop assuming newbies fully understand navy humour 100% when they post here. They do not. At all. Perhaps some sort of sticky from a mod explaining that the "style" of humor people will be confronted with is not one they are familiar with could help. Because no offense, but some of the comments made by posters in the "NEWBIE" section are incredibly unhelpful and confusing to people not part of the Navy. Ripping the pish out of people who are making the biggest decision of their lives yet don't help them along the way. And people here just love upsetting and winding the naive newbies up. I of course speak from experience, making a tit of myself by taking everyone seriously on more than one occasion before "figuring it out". However I was like every other newbie, and had no clue of this unusual style of humour. I await the nonsensical, "amusing" replies.