Navy chef wins top prize

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  1. Oh yeah, I'll bet he does a lovely Lasagne, Brussels and Mash! :roll:
  2. Chef's course is the hardest in the navy..................................

  3. Tell me about it, they could burn Sushi! :D
  4. What??No Shit on a Raft?Bloody travesty!
  5. Who called the chef a c...t
    Who called the c...t a chef?
  6. And cornflakes
  7. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Cooks special - monkey brains tonight lads.

    If i'm wrong and i'll get a crate of SV in!

    Chef- someone who cooks and doesn't wash up.
    Cook- someone who cooks and does wash up.
  8. Boiling water wiothout burning it?
  9. Fusion cooking :thumright: :thumright:

    Well done anyway mate a good show :thumright: :w00t:
  10. absolute bo**ox - everybody knows its the "wafu - uckers 6 throwing" course.

    i been a while and still learning the wrist action - believed Ive practised it quite a bit in my w*nk chariot.

    awaiting masturbation joke
  11. ..............cause nobodies passed it yet!
  12. What, not one?
  13. I heard one or two slipped though, but my sources tell me they cheated and used the Minerva Alarm as a timer.
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  15. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    When I was in there was a bootie cook who won Olympic medals for cooking, well non of the shite you could eat, but he was a bit of a dab hand at the chocalate and icing suger decorations that were entered for the Olympic much use as tits on a fish when it came to scran but he was also the Corps boxing coach so we smiled.

    You'd walk into the Galley at 40, see these food scuptures with olympic medals then hit the hot plate and get served shite, I did wonder why no SNCO's or Ruperts saw the irony.
  16. What about the chocosculptures: were they edible and did you eat them?
  17. "The dish David made was sauteed chicken forestfire with a medley of greasy vegetables "

    That sounds more like it!

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