Navel expressions & words

slim

War Hero
Does the RN still use Jack speak, the finest of all languages?
I'll start with a few and hope more will follow:

Party As in girlfriend
Splitarse Jenny wren
Brown Hatter Homosexual
Brown hatters scrampling net String vest
Brown hatters overalls Pyjamas
Babies heads Steak & Kidney puddings
Crabby Dirty
Tiddly Smart
Shit on a raft Braised kidneys on toast
 

andym

War Hero
Sickbay Shackle A safety Pin
Homewardbounder Crappy Suturing(usually by an MO!)
Silver serpent Rigid Sigmoidoscopy
Doris Naval Nurse




p.s. Slim its NAVAL not Navel.Navel refers to your Bellybutton! :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
slim said:
Shit on a raft Braised kidneys on toast

Can anyone tell me the last time this was served on a Pusser's War Canoe?
Really, I know most of the members remember when stoker's really had to shovel coal, but come on Braised Kidneys.
 

FlagWagger

GCM
Book Reviewer
exploding_blancmange said:
slim said:
Shit on a raft Braised kidneys on toast

Can anyone tell me the last time this was served on a Pusser's War Canoe?
Really, I know most of the members remember when stoker's really had to shovel coal, but come on Braised Kidneys.

I had it for breakfast on HMS Carron, I was a crown killick at the time, so sometime around 1990/91. The chef was an ex-regular who was in his early 40s at the time and had been taught this essential recipe in the Mob. Bloody luvverly it was too!
 
Jack speak was all well and good and has crept into mainstream language. But as an academic I like to see how many word I can comeup with to describe the penis or vagina (he he he, I said vagina)....
The long winter nights just fly by.
Some personal favourites
Spurt Reynolds
Captain Picard
Spasm chasm
Stench trench (as in, I want to shove my bowel trowel up your stench trench)
 
FlagWagger said:
exploding_blancmange said:
slim said:
Shit on a raft Braised kidneys on toast

Can anyone tell me the last time this was served on a Pusser's War Canoe?
Really, I know most of the members remember when stoker's really had to shovel coal, but come on Braised Kidneys.

I had it for breakfast on HMS Carron, I was a crown killick at the time, so sometime around 1990/91. The chef was an ex-regular who was in his early 40s at the time and had been taught this essential recipe in the Mob. Bloody luvverly it was too!

Wots a 'crown killick' then :?
 

janner

MIA
Book Reviewer
From memory (failing) someone who was rated up not having passed the promotion exam. One of the Sparkers on the Amethest (yantz incident) was rated POTel under that scheme, his name totally escapes me, and it was before my time, but I remember the dit from somewhere
 
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