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Ex_Matelot

Midshipman
How am I doing



An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more for old times sake. He engages a Hispanic prostitute and takes her up to a room.

He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks,

"How am I doing?" The prostitute replies, "Well old sailor, you're doing about three knots."

"Three knots?" he asks,

"What's that supposed to mean?"

She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back."

Stanley N. Ex_Matelot
 

harryaitch

Lantern Swinger
Are there still ladies of the night hanging around docks :!: .Come to that are there any docks left for them to hang about in.Spanish as well thats a sign of the times. :cry:
 
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