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Discussion in 'The Gash Barge' started by Rumrat, Jul 16, 2010.

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  1. I think that your uncensored post's about such things as paper clips and multi plugs are sheer and utter pornography.
    To show naked pins in such poses, shows your utter contempt for pins of all races and genders.
    Multi plugs unwrapped are scandalous and you should know better than to publish such filth.
    I have written a letter of complaint to my MP and his secretary has assured me when he finishes his community work he will respond.
    Nick Griffin has contacted me and assures me that you are in all likelihood a black Liberal naturalist, and wife swapper as well.
    Your smut might be OK for the daily news, but here in a well read family orientated forum like the gash barge it does not do, no it simply does not do.
    Outraged,
    No 15 Reeperbahn,
    Hamburg.
     
  2. Looking at your address, I don't want to worry you but the Eros center is on fire!!
     
  3. Bye, Jasmine Harman is on the box. :p
     
  4. I will you understand only rush to put out fire because my hobby is firefighting. :roll:
     
  5. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    You filthy beast. How dare you watch Sir and you, my wingman. I demand grass before breakfast. Pistols or swords?
     
  6. ......and there was a bravissimo ad on aswell as Jasmine. brushteeth
     
  7. I had a chit from the Chief Stoker but I am now back on station. Stand by.
     
  8. I just had to google her to find out who she was...nice

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  9. Now you've showed me who she is,.. can you tell me what she is? 8O :roll:
     
  10. brushteeth
     
  11. Female
     
  12. My old pappy always told me steer clear of any woman you couldn't beat in a fair fight, and the version on the left,.....well 8O :?
     
  13. ... And mine told me that if I did 'certain things with women' I would die! And parts of me are starting to go stiff already! :oops: :oops:

    Mornin' Wrecks & RR :D :D

    OSD
     
  14. Morning SD How you hangin bro? :D
     
  15. Still around my old oppo, though not as much time on my hands as I used to have!

    How goes things with you, wrecks and the others? Any news about Trelawney, or is he still in limbo?

    OSD
     
  16. All I am at liberty to say about Trelawney is that he is alright, had a few family probs but is coping and has it in hand at the present time.
    He does look at the site now and again so if this is one of them times, Hope all is well Buck and hope to see you in here soon.
    Best regards in any case. :thumbup:
     
  17. And a pleasurable mornings salutations to you my fine friend :D
     
  18. Sunny summer seasonal salutations reciprocated Wrecks. How the devil are you? :twisted: :D

    OSD
     
  19. As long as I can keep on waking up breathing I'm tip top and in good health :D
     
  20. Every morning I repeat that mantra and so far luck has been on my side 8O
     

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