Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by sgtpepperband, Jul 31, 2013.
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There will be a party at my house tonight. I want everybody to come. :twisted:
Whats one of those then?
Imagine a wet otter in your pocket...
Yesssss, yesssss, yessssssss.
I thought it was something to do with vegetables that had been grown without the use of chemicals!
I would like to join in but I think that the bromide laced tea I was given half a century ago has finally kicked in.
The local japanese restaurant is joining in. One of the evening's specials is Bukkake - I think it is a fish dish.
Q. Why do women always cum after men?
A. Who cares.
Since when was an excuse required?
The Spy Who Loved Me.........
Synesthesia: Stroke left patient feeling orgasmic when listening to James Bond theme music | Mail Online
Ah, Mister Bond, I've been waiting for you.....
It's a building that people live in.
No, it's a load of blokes spoffing over a lady or ladies.
My mum told me.
Wow, lots of generous men out there then- quite often on a night out some overweight, sweaty, slimy beast will say ''rite love, ill give you the best orgasm you have ever had'. Little did i know i was turning down houses all this time
You've been to an RR Meeting before then..? :shock:
Anyway, I don't use cheesy chat up lines. I just flash the cash by buying the biyatches a white wine spritzer with my exclusive credit card...
When you were serving your naval id would have been the only gashpoint card you required! So my slutty friends tell me anyway, i would never be seduced on a night out.
mmm, I haven't yet, you mean
So, these slutty friends you have. Tell me more... :twisted:
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