National Orgasm Day - 31 July

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by sgtpepperband, Jul 31, 2013.

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  1. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

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    There will be a party at my house tonight. I want everybody to come. :twisted:
     
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  2. Whats one of those then?
     
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  3. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Imagine a wet otter in your pocket...
     
  4. Yesssss, yesssss, yessssssss.
     
  5. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    I thought it was something to do with vegetables that had been grown without the use of chemicals!
     
  6. I would like to join in but I think that the bromide laced tea I was given half a century ago has finally kicked in.
     
  7. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

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  8. The local japanese restaurant is joining in. One of the evening's specials is Bukkake - I think it is a fish dish.
     

  9. Call me......
     
  10. Q. Why do women always cum after men?

    A. Who cares.
     
  11. Since when was an excuse required?
     
  12. It's a building that people live in.
     
  13. No, it's a load of blokes spoffing over a lady or ladies.

    My mum told me.
     
  14. Wow, lots of generous men out there then- quite often on a night out some overweight, sweaty, slimy beast will say ''rite love, ill give you the best orgasm you have ever had'. Little did i know i was turning down houses all this time :(
     
  15. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    You've been to an RR Meeting before then..? :shock:
     
  16. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Anyway, I don't use cheesy chat up lines. I just flash the cash by buying the biyatches a white wine spritzer with my exclusive credit card... :cool:

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  17. When you were serving your naval id would have been the only gashpoint card you required! So my slutty friends tell me anyway, i would never be seduced on a night out.
     
  18. mmm, I haven't yet, you mean ;)
     
  19. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    So, these slutty friends you have. Tell me more... :twisted:
     
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