National Orgasm Day - 31 July

#15
It's a building that people live in.
Wow, lots of generous men out there then- quite often on a night out some overweight, sweaty, slimy beast will say ''rite love, ill give you the best orgasm you have ever had'. Little did i know i was turning down houses all this time :(
 

sgtpepperband

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#16
Wow, lots of generous men out there then- quite often on a night out some overweight, sweaty, slimy beast will say ''rite love, ill give you the best orgasm you have ever had'. Little did i know i was turning down houses all this time :(
You've been to an RR Meeting before then..? :shock:
 

sgtpepperband

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#17
Anyway, I don't use cheesy chat up lines. I just flash the cash by buying the biyatches a white wine spritzer with my exclusive credit card... :cool:

 
#18
When you were serving your naval id would have been the only gashpoint card you required! So my slutty friends tell me anyway, i would never be seduced on a night out.
 
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