Names not to give your children.

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  1. Nowadays, parents call their kids by all sorts of weird names but here are some strange & stupid names of people that I've met over the years :-

    Warren Organ.

    Richard (Dick) Head.

    Mike Hunt.

    Anita Bush.

    Maurice Dance.

    Some others that I've heard of but can't verify are :-

    Wayne Carr.

    Robin Bastard.

    Hugh Janus.

    Eric Hunt.

    Has anyone heard of or met any other stupidly named people ?
  2. Worked with a guy called Tom Dick
  3. Once did a story about the local Catholic priest: Father Chris Moss
  4. Knew of a guy in Essex with the family surname of "Balls" that christened his daughter "Ophelia" :thumright:
  5. And isn't Anita Harris a haemorrhoids operation?
  6. My father had a distant cousin he tried to trace 10 years ago.

    There were 56 IVOR STORYs in the UK.
  7. I had a patient with the surname Tickle who named her newborn son Charlie. Either going to grow up to be a clown or an addict, I reckon.

    Also, Roomi Butt. And boy, was it roomi.
  8. I knew a tiffy apprentice on Fearless who was called Wayne Kerr....either his parents had a great sense of humour or they didnt care.....
  9. I used to work with an RAF bloke who called his son Adam Nathan Lloyd.

    It had to be pointed out to him why his son might get the p1ss taken out of him.
  10. Re Snapdragon with the patient called Tickle if it had been a girl would they have called her Tess.
  11. I had a neighbor (surname = Nail), that named their son Rusty
  12. Had a Maths schooly at Tech called Alfred Hart reduced to Alf Hart
  13. when i was on a RAF Sqdn up here we had a Flt Lt Tckle who`s nickname was Tess (Jaguar Squadron)
  14. Whent to collect a patient for theatres yesterday by the name of Roy Rodgers , I couldnt resist asking if he'd brought Trigger with him , he had heard that all his life , he is just the right age to have been named after him as well . :thumright:
  15. Knew a guy in Boats whose name was Mott,everyone called him 'Hairy'
  16. Knew a Gunner whose surname was Eyre. Parade time and Gonorrhea
    always came to attention when his name was bawled.
  17. Just pop your name into yahoo and see how many pop up with your name.

    Better still go buy a house see how many bankrupts are about carrying your name.

    I knew a tiffy apprentice on Fearless who was called Wayne Kerr....either his parents had a great sense of humour or they didnt care.....

    Probably the old fella wishing he had a five finger shuffle instead.
  18. Met a crab pilot several years ago named Ben Dover who carried a soap on a rope in the showers!!
  19. There was a Sea Cadet Officer called Paul King, and a cadet I once met called Wayne King!

    How about

    Drew Peacock
    Annette Curtain
  20. My other half had a friend called Theresa Green. She went on to marry aguy with the surname of Branch!

    Semper Strenuissima

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