He said: "My client is very embarrassed by all this and is full of regret. She had got wet in the rain and took her clothes off. Her husband was supposed to go into the house and bring some out for her, but in the meantime an argument followed, which got completely out of hand."
Har!! :lol: Wet in the rain my arrrse. I bet they were into a bit of dogging and he 'slipped' it into the wrong 'ole! :shock:

Most women I know would go ape shit if that happened!!
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Good article, made me larf!!