An oppo of an oppo who was drafted to HMS Victory showing tourists around was said to have give his girlfriend one on Nelson's cot. A hanging offence if ever there was one ! But the one I want verified is "The QE Turd". Suffice to say it involved the RY Britannia, plumbing diagrams, freeze drying, and a can of gold spraypaint. Can anyone shed any light on the truthfulness of this legend ? Any other dits of this nature would be welcome also.