My Sister Belinda

#1
Just remembered this song.

My Sister Belinda
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My sister Belinda
She pissed out the window
All over my favorite sombrero
I said, "You fat twat, you pissed on my hat!"
She said, "I don't fucking well care-o."
Aye aye aye aye
Me and my soggy sombrero
I said, "You fat twat, you pissed on my hat!"
She said, "I don't fucking well care-o."

My sister Belinda
She shat out the window
All over my favorite sombrero
I said, "You fat twat, you shat on my hat!"
She said, "I don't fucking well care-o."
Aye aye aye aye
Me and my shitty sombrero
I said, "You fat twat, you shat on my hat!"
She said, "I don't fucking well care-o."

My girlfriend Maria
Gave me gonorrhea
On a trip down to Rio Di Janeiro
I said, "You fat twat, you gave me the clap!"
She said, "I don't fucking well care-o."
Aye aye aye aye
Me and my globby dick-ero
I said, "You fat twat, you gave me the clap!"
She said, "I don't fucking well care-o."
Anyone know what the tune is?
 
#4
It's a Mexican song which became popular in UK during the war. I can't find a version in English at the moment, but try "Canta y no Ilores" in google. There's a 3 minute youtube video of a Mexican quartet performing in a restaurant - that'll give you the tune.
Apologise for no link, but I don't know how to go about it. I can however remember songs from the 1940s!
Let me know how you get on.

2BM
 
#8
I've actually got a sister called Belinda. She loathed me singing that song as a young matelot, whereas I thought it the funniest thing ever.

Now she just loathes me.
 
#12
Doesn't ring a bell, but hey, we'll get there eventually. Bloody quality song though!
Thanks once again to you both.
Where would I be without you lot hey?
 
#13
Wandering round the garden today with that festering song on my mind, as it has been since you first posted, :lol: the words suddenly fell into place. - " You, me, and us, we are my favourite people. We go together like peaches and cream, or bells and a church and a steeple."
Stupid lyrics, I know, but from the recesses of my mind also came the name "Alma Cogan", so I flashed up the pc, googled the name, and lo and behold, there it is among her "discography", with a playable version. First appeared in 1957. The basic tune is much more recognizable.
Think I might be able to get the damn thing off my mind now! :D

2BM
 
#15
Apologies 2BM, didn't intend for you to end up with this in your head for the next week. :D
Just youtubed Alma Cogan, turned up some good hits. Many, many thanks for that.

Topstop, also thanks. How'd you find that?
 
#16
aljh said:
Apologies 2BM, didn't intend for you to end up with this in your head for the next week. :D
Just youtubed Alma Cogan, turned up some good hits. Many, many thanks for that.

Topstop, also thanks. How'd you find that?
Pure luck, just tried again and it doesnt come up, strange :?
 
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