Right, no-one seems to think this is a good idea but I'm still pretty certain that with the right research, preperation and bollocks made of brass then it could easily be done. What is it you say? It's known as "The Stella Inspectors". Whilst enjoying a few brandys over a game of cribbage and cigars last night me and a few chaps got to discussing possible scams and I brought up this gem I've been thinking about. You need to get uniforms/shirt emblazened with the AB InBev logo, an ID card again with the logo on and some proffesional looking headed paper on a clipboard. With these you could go round on a busy night and ask to speak to the manager, show him the badge and explain that AB InBev are now doing spot checks on all their draught products (Stella and Becks being the most common) and say you need to check the barrels and you require a pint pulling to check numerous bits and bobs such as how well its travelled and so forth. With this you fill out one of the sheets of paper, tick certain boxes and so on, sign it, rubber stamp and tell them to send it to AB InBev for reimbursement of the 3 pints you and your colleagues have just tested. Job done, next pub.