My oppo's missus

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  1. My oppo's missus

    Last edited: Sep 10, 2013
  2. Its only wrong if and when you get caught !!! :D 8O :D :D
  3. All debts paid with the first turn of the srew.
  4. Did she steal the hotels curtains to make that bikini?
  5. More like 1960's caravan curtain material bikini !!!!
  6. Can't see a wedding band, so must be open season ?? :twisted:
  7. Just a rough guess but i would say roughly 26-28 years old and a 34b size 8 about 5ft 2 and one hell of a body...... time to get flirting 2_deck_dash..
  8. Close.

    24-26 years old, probably a 34b size 8 and about 5'4''.
  9. well get the old flirt hat on and get stuck in, but there is the case of your mate....Nah he will get over it enjoy.
  10. Looks like a Russian mail order bride..................she's fair game :wink:
  11. those pinhole cameras are great quality these days!
    did you have it sewn into your japs eye and have your lazy lob poking out your shorts for that first one?
  12. Negative. She is very English, public school education etc.
  13. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Well, he is a mate. a few questions you must ask yourself.

    1. Is it worth getting my dick wet and losing a friendship.

    2. Is my oppo in a serious relationship or is she just a "fcuk buddy"

    3. To ruin a friendship with an oppo is she the type to blow bubbles and gargle.

    4. Does she look high maintenance.

    5. Which one of my mates is going to fcuk it when I'm away, (she'll have form)

    Give your head a wobble, you look after yer oppos interests in their absence, that's part of the deal, he does the same for you. Some mate you are wanting to shag their missus.
  14. Liar, she's got tramp ear rings. She looks like she's from Bethnal green at best.
  15. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Well give my ringpiece a number 1 cut, John Terry posts on RR.
  16. :lol: :lol: :lol:

    I wondered when you were gonna wade in on this one...
  17. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Ahhhhh, nice pictures what happened? Did you win those shades in a childrens story writing contest? :wink:
  18. I never said I would actually smash her and I wouldn't do that to my oppo or my missus. But fcuking hell she is smoking.
  19. Agreed!
  20. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Having a crafty wank over her whilst the Mrs is hanging out the washing is just the same as. :wink:

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