My oppo's missus

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  1. 2_deck_dash

    2_deck_dash War Hero

    My oppo's missus

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    Last edited: Sep 10, 2013
  2. mac76

    mac76 New member

    Its only wrong if and when you get caught !!! :D 8O :D :D
     
  3. All debts paid with the first turn of the srew.
     
  4. themightyg

    themightyg New member

    Did she steal the hotels curtains to make that bikini?
     
  5. mac76

    mac76 New member

    More like 1960's caravan curtain material bikini !!!!
     
  6. whitemouse

    whitemouse Supporters - GCM

    Can't see a wedding band, so must be open season ?? :twisted:
     
  7. mac76

    mac76 New member

    Just a rough guess but i would say roughly 26-28 years old and a 34b size 8 about 5ft 2 and one hell of a body...... time to get flirting 2_deck_dash..
     
  8. 2_deck_dash

    2_deck_dash War Hero

    Close.

    24-26 years old, probably a 34b size 8 and about 5'4''.
     
  9. mac76

    mac76 New member

    well get the old flirt hat on and get stuck in, but there is the case of your mate....Nah he will get over it enjoy.
     
  10. Jenny_Dabber

    Jenny_Dabber New member

    Looks like a Russian mail order bride..................she's fair game :wink:
     
  11. themightyg

    themightyg New member

    those pinhole cameras are great quality these days!
    did you have it sewn into your japs eye and have your lazy lob poking out your shorts for that first one?
     
  12. 2_deck_dash

    2_deck_dash War Hero

    Negative. She is very English, public school education etc.
     
  13. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Well, he is a mate. a few questions you must ask yourself.

    1. Is it worth getting my dick wet and losing a friendship.

    2. Is my oppo in a serious relationship or is she just a "fcuk buddy"

    3. To ruin a friendship with an oppo is she the type to blow bubbles and gargle.

    4. Does she look high maintenance.

    5. Which one of my mates is going to fcuk it when I'm away, (she'll have form)

    Give your head a wobble, you look after yer oppos interests in their absence, that's part of the deal, he does the same for you. Some mate you are wanting to shag their missus.
     
  14. Montigny-La-Palisse

    Montigny-La-Palisse War Hero Moderator

    Liar, she's got tramp ear rings. She looks like she's from Bethnal green at best.
     
  15. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Well give my ringpiece a number 1 cut, John Terry posts on RR.
     
  16. BFC_69

    BFC_69 New member

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    I wondered when you were gonna wade in on this one...
     
  17. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Ahhhhh, nice pictures what happened? Did you win those shades in a childrens story writing contest? :wink:
     
  18. 2_deck_dash

    2_deck_dash War Hero

    I never said I would actually smash her and I wouldn't do that to my oppo or my missus. But fcuking hell she is smoking.
     
  19. BFC_69

    BFC_69 New member

    Agreed!
     
  20. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Having a crafty wank over her whilst the Mrs is hanging out the washing is just the same as. :wink:
     

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