My new word of the day

wet_blobby

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#1
Lets have a little bit of culture in 'Lils.

I thought I'd start a thread where we can all share a bit of knowledge with each other safe from the spelling Nazi's. English is a wonderful langauge, new words are invented every day. My new word of the day is:

SHART.

Shart is an adjective. As in; I was going to fart but I sh1t myself..... I sharted.

It's a word that combines two achievements.

Anyone else care to expand the Collins dictionary?
 

wet_blobby

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#3
Pank.... Like that.... But would that not refer to the lazy lob on you get in the morning because you need a p1ss and take matters in hand?

Just a thought.
 
#5
"Splarted"

Similar to "sharted" but this word is used to describe the simultaneous effect
of dysentry and chronic diarrhea suffered by those less fortunate people living
in third world countries with no decent indoor sanitation arrangements.
South African shanty-town rapper Julius Gommogammbobo described it best
in his 2009 hit single "I like to splart it splart it"
 

wet_blobby

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#6
Had a sh1t and thought.... Sod it, I'm here, might as well crack one out as well ?


Sorry, editted to add, replying to v8top,
 
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Fank, (adj) 1) A failed attempt at masturbation, due to poor fantasy or porn selection. "I fanked cos I was daydreaming of Victoria Beckham showering in cold custard."
2) Thank in South London.
 
#8
Noob rage. (Adj) The pronounced and often irrational anger felt by the old and pishstained of a social networking website generated by lazy spaka postings of the young and illiterate.
"I felt such noob rage at Helmet1's shower gel at Raleigh thread that I punched the wife insensible."
 
#10
"WUFFING"

Similar to "dogging" only this highly original sexual pastime involves
canines instead of the usual bunch of slappers normally taken up
the exhaust pipe in multi-storey car parks in places like Essex
and certain areas of North Yorkshire. As yet - I have not found
any uploaded videos of this activity on YouTube or LiveLeak.
You'd be amazed what a stray dog will do for a tin of Chappie and
a handful of Winalot.
 
#11
"WUFFING"

Similar to "dogging" only this highly original sexual pastime involves
canines instead of the usual bunch of slappers normally taken up
the exhaust pipe in multi-storey car parks in places like Essex
and certain areas of North Yorkshire. As yet - I have not found
any uploaded videos of this activity on YouTube or LiveLeak.
You'd be amazed what a stray dog will do for a tin of Chappie and
a handful of Winalot.

Oh its out there.

YouTube - Old Women Gets Humped by a Dog
 
#14
"Cornish Nasty"

The offspring of an illegal sexual encounter between brother/sister/aunt/uncle/dad/sister
or any other permutation of the average family residing on the Southern side of the
Saltash Bridge.
 
#15
"Misspiss"

A bizarre phenomena that occurs only in the male species. When in dire need to vacate ones' bladder
the sufferer will latch on to his honker and accurately aim the Japs Eye at the centre of the toilet.
Sometimes, the odd bit of undercracker fluff or a stray pubic hair may adhere itself to the end of
the knob, thereby causing a single stream of wee NOT to be sprayed into the w.c. Instead, urine
will jet out in two (or perhaps three) different directions at once - not one of them going anywhere
near the actual toilet. Bending of ones body in order to achieve at least one stream getting into the
bog will reduce the mopping up time but it is best to clench your bladder and scrape the detritus off
your bell-end before continuing. A "misspiss" will inevitably end up with the wife bleeding your ears
for at least the rest of the day about your vile personal toilet habits.
 
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"Misspiss"

A bizarre phenomena that occurs only in the male species. When in dire need to vacate ones' bladder
the sufferer will latch on to his honker and accurately aim the Japs Eye at the centre of the toilet.
Sometimes, the odd bit of undercracker fluff or a stray pubic hair may adhere itself to the end of
the knob, thereby causing a single stream of wee NOT to be sprayed into the w.c. Instead, urine
will jet out in two (or perhaps three) different directions at once - not one of them going anywhere
near the actual toilet. Bending of ones body in order to achieve at least one stream getting into the
bog will reduce the mopping up time but it is best to clench your bladder and scrape the detritus off
your bell-end before continuing. A "misspiss" will inevitably end up with the wife bleeding your ears
for at least the rest of the day about your vile personal toilet habits.
Of course you mean hypospadias or perhaps epispadias
 
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