My new word of the day

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  1. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Lets have a little bit of culture in 'Lils.

    I thought I'd start a thread where we can all share a bit of knowledge with each other safe from the spelling Nazi's. English is a wonderful langauge, new words are invented every day. My new word of the day is:


    Shart is an adjective. As in; I was going to fart but I sh1t myself..... I sharted.

    It's a word that combines two achievements.

    Anyone else care to expand the Collins dictionary?
  2. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer


    A Piss followed by a wank.

    I made that up, but i've done it.
  3. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Pank.... Like that.... But would that not refer to the lazy lob on you get in the morning because you need a p1ss and take matters in hand?

    Just a thought.
  4. Along the same lines. Shanked. Need I explain?
  5. "Splarted"

    Similar to "sharted" but this word is used to describe the simultaneous effect
    of dysentry and chronic diarrhea suffered by those less fortunate people living
    in third world countries with no decent indoor sanitation arrangements.
    South African shanty-town rapper Julius Gommogammbobo described it best
    in his 2009 hit single "I like to splart it splart it"
  6. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Had a sh1t and thought.... Sod it, I'm here, might as well crack one out as well ?

    Sorry, editted to add, replying to v8top,
    Last edited: Apr 15, 2011
  7. Fank, (adj) 1) A failed attempt at masturbation, due to poor fantasy or porn selection. "I fanked cos I was daydreaming of Victoria Beckham showering in cold custard."
    2) Thank in South London.
  8. Noob rage. (Adj) The pronounced and often irrational anger felt by the old and pishstained of a social networking website generated by lazy spaka postings of the young and illiterate.
    "I felt such noob rage at Helmet1's shower gel at Raleigh thread that I punched the wife insensible."
  9. Nommycheef. A cross between cunt and an arsehole
  10. "WUFFING"

    Similar to "dogging" only this highly original sexual pastime involves
    canines instead of the usual bunch of slappers normally taken up
    the exhaust pipe in multi-storey car parks in places like Essex
    and certain areas of North Yorkshire. As yet - I have not found
    any uploaded videos of this activity on YouTube or LiveLeak.
    You'd be amazed what a stray dog will do for a tin of Chappie and
    a handful of Winalot.

  11. Oh its out there.

    YouTube - Old Women Gets Humped by a Dog
  12. Almost. its actually having a shite and cracking one off at the same time.
    So I'm told anyway:oops::biggrin:
  13. "Funt"

    The joining of Fcuking and Cnut.
    To be used in extreme causes of rage.
    " You stupid 'Funt' "


  14. "Cornish Nasty"

    The offspring of an illegal sexual encounter between brother/sister/aunt/uncle/dad/sister
    or any other permutation of the average family residing on the Southern side of the
    Saltash Bridge.
  15. "Misspiss"

    A bizarre phenomena that occurs only in the male species. When in dire need to vacate ones' bladder
    the sufferer will latch on to his honker and accurately aim the Japs Eye at the centre of the toilet.
    Sometimes, the odd bit of undercracker fluff or a stray pubic hair may adhere itself to the end of
    the knob, thereby causing a single stream of wee NOT to be sprayed into the w.c. Instead, urine
    will jet out in two (or perhaps three) different directions at once - not one of them going anywhere
    near the actual toilet. Bending of ones body in order to achieve at least one stream getting into the
    bog will reduce the mopping up time but it is best to clench your bladder and scrape the detritus off
    your bell-end before continuing. A "misspiss" will inevitably end up with the wife bleeding your ears
    for at least the rest of the day about your vile personal toilet habits.
    Last edited: Apr 15, 2011
  16. :cheers: ^_^ :cheers: ^_^ :cheers: ^_^ :cheers: ^_^ :cheers: ^_^ :cheers:
  17. Gussett - I love that one!
  18. Of course you mean hypospadias or perhaps epispadias
  19. Ttotv............Talentless twats on tv
  20. Skunk + Cunt = Skunt.

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