My new wife

#1
Evening cunts

So, I'm in love. I have just watched Question Time on BBC Parliament and one of the audience asking questions was this honey:


If you have iPlayer have a look for her (she's on at 51:00).

She probably lives in London, so I need a place to use as HQ. Perhaps 2DD could chuck the OC out of his office, and lend me the resources to launch a determined surveillance mission to find her?

As we all know, I am already a God (see my thread on cutting myself and healing immediately) and I am sure that she and I could breed such beautiful babies that a new world order is likely to commence.

I could sculpt candles out of her ear wax, and plait her undoubtedly long armpit hair from here to eternity.

Yummy

PS, if you know her, I will pay money for her tampons (and possibly her phone number). She is even better than that chick off Ice Road Truckers.
 

Blackrat

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#2
It's pleasing to see that in this crazy world we live in, love can blossom. Jonno, how can this beauty refuse your admirable advances? I wish you well in your stalking/torture quest.
 
#4
I know her, her sexual abiliries are second to none or so I've been told. You won't be able to breed super children however as her name is/was Brian pre-op.
 
#5
WreckerL said:
I know her, her sexual abiliries are second to none or so I've been told. You won't be able to breed super children however as her name is/was Brian pre-op.
Damn you man; how very dare you question this perfect angel. A plague of locusts upon your vegetable patch you cruel cruel man.

If you're telling the truth however, I don't care. I'd still pursue her.
 
#6
JonnoJonno said:
WreckerL said:
I know her, her sexual abiliries are second to none or so I've been told. You won't be able to breed super children however as her name is/was Brian pre-op.
Damn you man; how very dare you question this perfect angel. A plague of locusts upon your vegetable patch you cruel cruel man.

If you're telling the truth however, I don't care. I'd still pursue her.
My Bold

In some legal circles that may be construed as stalking ...
 

R12_CV

Lantern Swinger
#8
Oh yeah, I remember.... 'Betty Brace'. You could just see it under her cleft lip as she dribbled. (thats gotta hurt-ya!!)

But at least she could remember what her question was (unlike the bint who when asked by JD, forgot what she was going to ask)
 
#11
DannyW said:
Just knowing that you are capable of some, perturbed, form of love, kinda makes me feel more hopeful about humanity JJ :)
You might feel more hopeful about humanity as a whole, but spare a thought for the poor girl.
 
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