Decided to go for a pint last night and fancied something a little different. Ended up in a little bar called Latelys, cheap beer, nice garden, dance floor with cheesy as fcuk music and it stays open until 2am on week nights, 3am at weekends. It had the feel of many a duty watch bar with gash gizzits hanging from the wall etc. The place seemed strangely homely and familiar for some reason and then it hit me, this place had to be the work of a matelot. No one else could build and run a place like this in the sleepy suburb of West Hampstead. Turns out I was right, the guv is an ex diesel boater, after he discovered I too was an ex matelot, much bezzering was had, dits were swapped and many pints were supped. I now find myself in the undesirable situation of having a stinking hangover and having to show the ex CO of the King's Troop and his guests around the factory in half an hour, but hey ho, it was worth it. Latelys, it's my new duty watch bar, what's your's?