My mum

Poor as church mice but my mum always used to find some cash to keep me happy even if it meant me giving my arse to the village "phille" at least it kept me dad in Boddingtons for a couple of days and I could walk round with my John Wayne swagger. Parents these days don't look after their offspring with the same dedication do they. I can't sleep at night without an old dufflecoat on my bed thinking it was the poor peoples duvet.


Lantern Swinger
Well it wasn't only your arse your mum flogged. I paid for that dufflecoat.
And kept your mam warm as well.

Reckon you owe me a pint or two.

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