My kind of girl

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by Guzzler, Dec 23, 2010.

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  1. Smoke heroin and have a piss in public without getting it her shoes!

    Woman can multitask cant they!
  2. How come shes banned from the City Centre, Barbican etc and not from Swilly :wink:
  3. Too classy.
  4. :D :D :D
  5. There's one Matelot going without a fuck tonight then
  6. Why? Are you limiting your run to the City Centre? :wink: :wink:
  7. He's a pongo, standards are far too high for Guzz :p
  8. There are more fish in the ocean cúnto.

    In this case I suspect very fishy :toilet: :tp:
  9. She lives quite near me. Total waste of space and oxygen - can't find an explanation as to why she hasn't been banged up yet.
  10. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Maybe the matelots are wearing condoms with this one?

  11. Please accept my deepest condolences :p :oops:
    Is she a good chav shag?
  12. Does she give out straight away? Or does it take a few cans of special to loosen her lips? :p
  13. She is also barred from defecating or urinating in public in Plymouth other than in toilets.

    Watch out for the yellow snow and the large brown snowballs then.

    I think she's gorgeous - she's a good role model, and should be allowed to adopt unwanted children and claim money off society. I'm inviting her round for Christmas Dinner........where's your sense of decency this festive season? Poor thing.....she's got A.D.H.D.
  14. Ex girlfriend had ADHD but didnt go round shitting and pissing everywhere. Nor was she a right dirty madam...... no wonder it didnt work out :p
  15. Nope, just go stright in the ricker.

    No babies

    And due to her poor diet she normally has the runs. Saves on the lube :) :)
  16. Hmmm, might have to look her up next time I'm down in Guzz :p
  17. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer


    Classy chick, where does she get her hair done? And I suppose those two front gnashers save carrying a bottle opener.
  18. I think I could fit my old chap between them.
  19. Just shows the power Jizz has when it comes to rotting teeth. :p

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