My kind of girl

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by Guzzler, Dec 23, 2010.

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  1. Guzzler

    Guzzler War Hero

  2. yamyamdabber

    yamyamdabber War Hero

    Smoke heroin and have a piss in public without getting it her shoes!

    Woman can multitask cant they!
     
  3. trelawney126

    trelawney126 War Hero

    How come shes banned from the City Centre, Barbican etc and not from Swilly :wink:
     
  4. Guzzler

    Guzzler War Hero

    Too classy.
     
  5. trelawney126

    trelawney126 War Hero

    :D :D :D
     
  6. cúnto

    cúnto New member

    There's one Matelot going without a fuck tonight then
     
  7. trelawney126

    trelawney126 War Hero

    Why? Are you limiting your run to the City Centre? :wink: :wink:
     
  8. Scouse_Castaway

    Scouse_Castaway New member

    He's a pongo, standards are far too high for Guzz :p
     
  9. yamyamdabber

    yamyamdabber War Hero

    There are more fish in the ocean cúnto.

    In this case I suspect very fishy :toilet: :tp:
     
  10. lsadirty

    lsadirty War Hero

    She lives quite near me. Total waste of space and oxygen - can't find an explanation as to why she hasn't been banged up yet.
     
  11. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Maybe the matelots are wearing condoms with this one?
     
  12. slim

    slim War Hero


    Please accept my deepest condolences :p :oops:
    Is she a good chav shag?
     
  13. Scouse_Castaway

    Scouse_Castaway New member

    Does she give out straight away? Or does it take a few cans of special to loosen her lips? :p
     
  14. BillyNoMates

    BillyNoMates War Hero

    She is also barred from defecating or urinating in public in Plymouth other than in toilets.

    Watch out for the yellow snow and the large brown snowballs then.

    I think she's gorgeous - she's a good role model, and should be allowed to adopt unwanted children and claim money off society. I'm inviting her round for Christmas Dinner........where's your sense of decency this festive season? Poor thing.....she's got A.D.H.D.
     
  15. Scouse_Castaway

    Scouse_Castaway New member

    Ex girlfriend had ADHD but didnt go round shitting and pissing everywhere. Nor was she a right dirty madam...... no wonder it didnt work out :p
     
  16. pugfrom83

    pugfrom83 New member

    Nope, just go stright in the ricker.

    No babies

    And due to her poor diet she normally has the runs. Saves on the lube :) :)
     
  17. Scouse_Castaway

    Scouse_Castaway New member

    Hmmm, might have to look her up next time I'm down in Guzz :p
     
  18. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

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    Classy chick, where does she get her hair done? And I suppose those two front gnashers save carrying a bottle opener.
     
  19. Guzzler

    Guzzler War Hero

    I think I could fit my old chap between them.
     
  20. slim

    slim War Hero

    Just shows the power Jizz has when it comes to rotting teeth. :p
     

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