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My kind of girl

lsadirty

War Hero
She lives quite near me. Total waste of space and oxygen - can't find an explanation as to why she hasn't been banged up yet.
 

slim

War Hero
lsadirty said:
She lives quite near me. Total waste of space and oxygen - can't find an explanation as to why she hasn't been banged up yet.


Please accept my deepest condolences :p :oops:
Is she a good chav shag?
 

BillyNoMates

War Hero
She is also barred from defecating or urinating in public in Plymouth other than in toilets.

Watch out for the yellow snow and the large brown snowballs then.

I think she's gorgeous - she's a good role model, and should be allowed to adopt unwanted children and claim money off society. I'm inviting her round for Christmas Dinner........where's your sense of decency this festive season? Poor thing.....she's got A.D.H.D.
 
Ex girlfriend had ADHD but didnt go round shitting and pissing everywhere. Nor was she a right dirty madam...... no wonder it didnt work out :p
 

pugfrom83

Lantern Swinger
Blackrat said:
lsadirty said:
- can't find an explanation as to why she hasn't been banged up yet.

Maybe the matelots are wearing condoms with this one?

Nope, just go stright in the ricker.

No babies

And due to her poor diet she normally has the runs. Saves on the lube :) :)
 

witsend

MIA
Book Reviewer


Classy chick, where does she get her hair done? And I suppose those two front gnashers save carrying a bottle opener.
 

Guzzler

War Hero
witsend said:


Classy chick, where does she get her hair done? And I suppose those two front gnashers save carrying a bottle opener.

I think I could fit my old chap between them.
 

slim

War Hero
Guzzler said:
witsend said:


Classy chick, where does she get her hair done? And I suppose those two front gnashers save carrying a bottle opener.

I think I could fit my old chap between them.

Just shows the power Jizz has when it comes to rotting teeth. :p
 
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