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My cooker has just gone tits!!

tiddlyoggy

War Hero
Book Reviewer
I had an electric oven years ago wrapped it's hand in on Xmas day. What a pisser! Had to carve the still raw turkey and zap it in the microwave. The bloke who came to fix it 2 days later blamed it on over use of Mr Muscle, he reckoned it was really bad for leccy ovens.
 

witsend

MIA
Book Reviewer
Look on the bright side the phone still works, pizza time.




Check the trip on your fusebox.
 

Rumrat

War Hero
StixJimboRM said:
All SOP's/ 5's & 20's completed as soon as it decided to die, the thing is dead. Oh well, another few hundred quid to spend at the weekend!

Ain't there a thread on here about how to blag things without paying?

Failing that nip round and see Nails, he's the man. :D :D
 

X.R.D

War Hero
StixJimboRM said:
Good news, I got threaders with it, kicked it a lot, and hey presto ... its working again!!!

bizarre

I was about to lend you my best Gas stove that i use in the mountains mate!! Ho hum saves you a few quid then eh!!
 

X.R.D

War Hero
StixJimboRM said:
X.R.D said:
StixJimboRM said:
Good news, I got threaders with it, kicked it a lot, and hey presto ... its working again!!!

bizarre

I was about to lend you my best Gas stove that i use in the mountains mate!! Ho hum saves you a few quid then eh!!

I was quite close to digging out my Peak Stove myself mate, cheers anyway

Ah the featherlite 442 as blagged during my novices course in 1993 and used in scotland and the alps on fairly regular occasions!! 8)
 

Rumrat

War Hero
X.R.D said:
StixJimboRM said:
X.R.D said:
StixJimboRM said:
Good news, I got threaders with it, kicked it a lot, and hey presto ... its working again!!!

bizarre

I was about to lend you my best Gas stove that i use in the mountains mate!! Ho hum saves you a few quid then eh!!

I was quite close to digging out my Peak Stove myself mate, cheers anyway

Ah the featherlite 442 as blagged during my novices course in 1993 and used in scotland and the alps on fairly regular occasions!! 8)

Well don't that say it all about f*ckin British servicemen and women.

Most countries have folks go up mountains to ski and sledge, or even f*ckin yodel,
So what do we do?............ cook!!!!!! 8O :D :D :D
 

X.R.D

War Hero
Rumrat said:
X.R.D said:
StixJimboRM said:
X.R.D said:
StixJimboRM said:
Good news, I got threaders with it, kicked it a lot, and hey presto ... its working again!!!

bizarre

I was about to lend you my best Gas stove that i use in the mountains mate!! Ho hum saves you a few quid then eh!!

I was quite close to digging out my Peak Stove myself mate, cheers anyway

Ah the featherlite 442 as blagged during my novices course in 1993 and used in scotland and the alps on fairly regular occasions!! 8)

Well don't that say it all about f*ckin British servicemen and women.

Most countries have folks go up mountains to ski and sledge, or even f*ckin yodel,
So what do we do?............ cook!!!!!! 8O :D :D :D

Basic physiology mate. Food equals fuel to operate in extreme environments. Which is what i do innit!!!
 

Rumrat

War Hero
X.R.D said:
Rumrat said:
X.R.D said:
StixJimboRM said:
X.R.D said:
StixJimboRM said:
Good news, I got threaders with it, kicked it a lot, and hey presto ... its working again!!!

bizarre

I was about to lend you my best Gas stove that i use in the mountains mate!! Ho hum saves you a few quid then eh!!

I was quite close to digging out my Peak Stove myself mate, cheers anyway

Ah the featherlite 442 as blagged during my novices course in 1993 and used in scotland and the alps on fairly regular occasions!! 8)

Well don't that say it all about f*ckin British servicemen and women.

Most countries have folks go up mountains to ski and sledge, or even f*ckin yodel,
So what do we do?............ cook!!!!!! 8O :D :D :D

Basic physiology mate. Food equals fuel to operate in extreme environments. Which is what i do innit!!!


Nah F*ck that I would just yodel, and then when it gets cold tell the sherpa to cook din dins while I watch television with altitude. Or is it attitude? :D

The Sherpa by the way would be dutch, so we would call him Sherpa van.
His brother is Naafi van driver. 8O :D :oops:
 
StixJimboRM said:
All SOP's/ 5's & 20's completed as soon as it decided to die, the thing is dead. Oh well, another few hundred quid to spend at the weekend!

STOP Check first incase you do what I did

Bought a new one, and five days later got a letter from COMET just to remind you that your cooker cover will expire in four weeks time
you need to renew, If we can not fix it then we will replace it

BASTARD STUPID CUNT it was three years ago I took cover out and instanly forgot

If not insured then your local FREECYCLE has lots of NEW freebies just to be picked up (couple buy new fitted kitchen complete but mrs does not like the Electric/gas cooker provided sling it on FREECYCLE)

It is customary to provide the lady of the house with a huge bar of chocolate when carting goods away

Jack McH
 

RonJeremy

Banned
Rumrat said:
X.R.D said:
Rumrat said:
X.R.D said:
StixJimboRM said:
X.R.D said:
StixJimboRM said:
Good news, I got threaders with it, kicked it a lot, and hey presto ... its working again!!!

bizarre

I was about to lend you my best Gas stove that i use in the mountains mate!! Ho hum saves you a few quid then eh!!

I was quite close to digging out my Peak Stove myself mate, cheers anyway

Ah the featherlite 442 as blagged during my novices course in 1993 and used in scotland and the alps on fairly regular occasions!! 8)

Well don't that say it all about f*ckin British servicemen and women.

Most countries have folks go up mountains to ski and sledge, or even f*ckin yodel,
So what do we do?............ cook!!!!!! 8O :D :D :D

Basic physiology mate. Food equals fuel to operate in extreme environments. Which is what i do innit!!!


Nah F*ck that I would just yodel, and then when it gets cold tell the sherpa to cook din dins while I watch television with altitude. Or is it attitude? :D

The Sherpa by the way would be dutch, so we would call him Sherpa van.
His brother is Naafi van driver. 8O :D :oops:



I go up mountains to bury decomposing corpses that have nothing edible left on them. Also to have violent sex with the goats who love it rough. Although admittedly i do find myself yodelling as I backscuttle the hairy arsed little sex bombs!
 

Smoggie

Lantern Swinger
Readers, here's a handy tip for all those who love scuttliting goats upon lonely mountains. Take the goat to a cliff edge and proceed to ram it's tight little arsehole whilst pushing it towards the cliff edge. The goat will push back to avoid death by falling ensuring maximum penetration! This tip also works with most other livestock except chickens.
 

SONAR-BENDER

War Hero
Smoggie said:
Readers, here's a handy tip for all those who love scuttliting goats upon lonely mountains. Take the goat to a cliff edge and proceed to ram it's tight little arsehole whilst pushing it towards the cliff edge. The goat will push back to avoid death by falling ensuring maximum penetration! This tip also works with most other livestock except chickens.


And possibly lemmings??????? :lol:
 

Rumrat

War Hero
SONAR-BENDER said:
Smoggie said:
Readers, here's a handy tip for all those who love scuttliting goats upon lonely mountains. Take the goat to a cliff edge and proceed to ram it's tight little arsehole whilst pushing it towards the cliff edge. The goat will push back to avoid death by falling ensuring maximum penetration! This tip also works with most other livestock except chickens.


And possibly lemmings??????? :lol:

I tell you,....you've got to watch them little f*ckers, if they get you in a suck lock and then jump 8O

Game over :cry: :cry:
 
I've still got my old Primus stove if you want to borrow it.... but I want in back well polished. (It's very brown at the moment :oops: )
 
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