My best mate is a selfish cnut!

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  1. Meant to be organising my 18th and then he goes and gets swine flu, a prescription for Tamiflu (Timmyflu?) and quarantine.

    :evil: :evil:
  2. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Fcukn shame you don't catch it and you could have a ward party. Your the selfish cnut in my eyes!!!!!!
  3. The inconsiderate little shite! :wink: :wink: Hope he recovers soon.
  4. :lol: @ Wits

    Cheers Trelawney :)
  5. Organise it yourself! Shoulda seen me and my bro's 21st last Saturday. Two bands, a DJ, plenty of shelter set up in preparation for the tsunami rainfall we got, plus two kegs of beer on tap!!!!
  6. Actually I take that back. Happy 18th good fellow! Get R-shoaled!
  7. Send him a packet of pork scratchings and tell him what a great party he missed
  8. tiddlyoggy

    tiddlyoggy War Hero Book Reviewer

    Yeah, Happy Birthday Cuttlefish Jesus! Have a good one.
  9. I am so fcuking doing that :D

    Cheers, TO. You won't be seeing me for a few days after the 5th :lol: :lol:
  10. Watch the inbetweeners for some inspiration you fcuking geek!!! :wink: :D 8)
  11. I nearly LOLed then, which is rare for me.
  12. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    I would'nt bother Tim, it says your not making it to 18, but the good news is your mate pulls through.
  13. I think I'm going to shit my pants, go to Thorpe Park, throw (I nearly spelt that "frow"...) a frisby at a spacker and tell mechanic that wannabe goes like a pornstar.
  14. 18 and still a virgin. A prime candidate for a part in The inbetweeners!!! :p :lol:
  15. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Aye, with females!
  16. Get that young bit of skin in the ferkin barrel,bagsy i go last cos i am a dirty old pig, 8)
  17. Oi! I am not a virgin and I never got groomed by a teacher.
  18. Good lad!!

    Liked it when he was slagging the people off for sitting in the front seats of the ride and then realising they are a bunch of retards!! You played the part of one of the retards well mate!! :D
  19. Thanks XRD, it took months of practice with a voice coach and hours in make up to make me look as hot as that (they modelled my look on your own) :sex:
  20. Yeah your not an anal virgin you raging batty boi!!!

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