My bessie oppos an ethnic.

wet_blobby

War Hero
Moderator
#1
He is so.

A good mate of mine who I'm proud to call an Oppo has gone native. He may well be known to some of my fellow RRers.

I shall not refer to him by his former name, his new name is "little running bear".

For a bit of back ground to you all wondering "what the fcuk is that drunken twat going on about now".... I was at a barbie with some good mates on saturday, there happened to be a dart board hanging up in the shed, being brits we had a game. My mate who was beating me at the time turned round and said "loser runs around the garden naked". As an ex bootneck, challanged by an ex bootneck how could I say "no?"

Yep, your on to it , I won. Fair play to "little running bear" though, no qualms, naked, butt naked, running around the party. I did have to explain to some of the children why he was running around looking for his clothes......

But.....but....he then had a fairly hot blonde chick hitting on him after he'd done it, fair play, you never lose it eh :p
 

(granny)

Banned
Book Reviewer
#2
wet_blobby said:
He is so.

A good mate of mine who I'm proud to call an Oppo has gone native. He may well be known to some of my fellow RRers.

I shall not refer to him by his former name, his new name is "little running bear".

For a bit of back ground to you all wondering "what the fcuk is that drunken twat going on about now".... I was at a barbie with some good mates on saturday, there happened to be a dart board hanging up in the shed, being brits we had a game. My mate who was beating me at the time turned round and said "loser runs around the garden naked". As an ex bootneck, challanged by an ex bootneck how could I say "no?"

Yep, your on to it , I won. Fair play to "little running bear" though, no qualms, naked, butt naked, running around the party. I did have to explain to some of the children why he was running around looking for his clothes......

But.....but....he then had a fairly hot blonde chick hitting on him after he'd done it, fair play, you never lose it eh :p
What the f*** was that????
 

R12_CV

Lantern Swinger
#5
wet_blobby said:
But.....but....he then had a fairly hot blonde chick hitting on him after he'd done it, fair play, you never lose it eh :p
He's a fair chap if he can impress a chick in this weather when naked...! ;)
 

cupoftea

Lantern Swinger
#6
Was he hollering in a bloodthirsty native fashion whilst running around in circles? Because if not, I fail to see what this dit has got to do with your oppo going ethnic.
 
#7
CNUT! :oops:

You had more of your foot over the oche than Eric Bristows scored treble 20s!
Royal cheating? Never! 8O :lol:
And as for the blonde trout, I've seen better looking Basset hounds!
And I didn't want to step on your toes as you'd been chatting her up all evening! :twisted:
 
#8
cupoftea said:
Was he hollering in a bloodthirsty native fashion whilst running around in circles? Because if not, I fail to see what this dit has got to do with your oppo going ethnic.
"Little running bear"
Geddit?
 

cupoftea

Lantern Swinger
#12
sounds like you turned injun rather than effnik! Next time you should make the loser gallop round naked with a little horse head puppet on his bellend yelling hi-ho silver!
 

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