Muslim tribute band

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by Waspie, Jan 18, 2013.

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  1. I went to see a Muslim tribute band last night.

    They were called “Bomb Jovi”. They were brilliant.
    Their last song “Living on a Prayer Mat” almost brought the house down.
    Then this Muslim bloke started bragging about how he had the entire Koran on DVD.
    I was interested, so I asked, “Can you burn me a copy?”

    Well, that was when the trouble started………………………
     
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  2. Your the bomb man
     
  3. No, I am! .
     
  4. I went to an Irish house party once. Musical chairs was good but fuck me, pass the parcel was quick!
     
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  5. I was in a restaurant in NY once when a red indian walked in, the doorman asked if he had a reservation..............................
     
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  6. An newly wed Irish couple turn up at a hotel and ask for the Honeymoon suite, the receptionist asks if they have reservations.....the bride replies that she's a bit worried about taking it up the arse :)
     
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