Muslim tribute band

#1
I went to see a Muslim tribute band last night.

They were called “Bomb Jovi”. They were brilliant.
Their last song “Living on a Prayer Mat” almost brought the house down.
Then this Muslim bloke started bragging about how he had the entire Koran on DVD.
I was interested, so I asked, “Can you burn me a copy?”

Well, that was when the trouble started………………………
 

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#2
I went to see a Muslim tribute band last night.

They were called “Bomb Jovi”. They were brilliant.
Their last song “Living on a Prayer Mat” almost brought the house down.
Then this Muslim bloke started bragging about how he had the entire Koran on DVD.
I was interested, so I asked, “Can you burn me a copy?”

Well, that was when the trouble started………………………

Your the bomb man
 
#4
I went to see a Muslim tribute band last night.

They were called “Bomb Jovi”. They were brilliant.
Their last song “Living on a Prayer Mat” almost brought the house down.
Then this Muslim bloke started bragging about how he had the entire Koran on DVD.
I was interested, so I asked, “Can you burn me a copy?”

Well, that was when the trouble started………………………
I went to an Irish house party once. Musical chairs was good but **** me, pass the parcel was quick!
 
#6
I was in a restaurant in NY once when a red indian walked in, the doorman asked if he had a reservation..............................
An newly wed Irish couple turn up at a hotel and ask for the Honeymoon suite, the receptionist asks if they have reservations.....the bride replies that she's a bit worried about taking it *********** :)
 
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