murphy's nails

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murphy decides to go into business for himself and after working in a nail factory foy years, decides that is his best bet.
murphy makes his nails strong and hard, but decides he needs advertising to get his nails known.
he goes to a tele-advertising agency and explains he wants his nails to be noticed. the advertising exec says come back in two weeks and we'll have your advert for you
two weeks later murphy is sitting with the exec, and his advert comes on the screen, showing jesus on the cross with two roman soldiers standing beneath him, one soldier say's to the other he won't come down from there , " we used murphy's nails "
murphy is infuriated that is blasphemy no one will buy my nails with that advert. ok says the exec come back in two weeks and we'll do a new one.
two weeks later murphy is sitting with the exec, and his new advert come's onto the screen, showing jesus running across a cobbled square in front of two roman soldiers, one says to the other i told you we should have used murphy's nails
 
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