Navy Net - Royal Navy Community

Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

Murphy's Law 2

The_Caretaker

War Hero
Murphy's Law
The Army Weather Corollaries

Inclement weather always begins AFTER you've already done PT.

A sudden downpour always occurs at the end of a summer field exercise--just in time coat all your equipment and camouflage with mud.

The best beach weather always occurs when you are in the field wearing NBC state 3

There is no such thing as a blue sky during a company picnic.

There is no such thing as a cloudy sky when your unit needs to infiltrate enemy territory.

Road conditions are always red when it's time to convoy home.

MTs are always 20 degrees warmer than the rest of the garages during the summer and 50 degrees colder in the winter.

Army training areas exist in a constant state of weather flux controlled by a deity with a truly cruel sense of humor--How do you think we got them so cheap?

The peak of Mt. Everest would flood if an Army unit was told to set up on it.

Hell really would freeze over if someone decided to conduct an exercise there.

The Port-a-Potty Postulate states that the likelihood of a hurricane, sandstorm, tsunami, or blizzard occurring immediately over your location is directly related to how bad you need to get to the portajohns at the other side of the campsite in the middle of the night.

The temperature always rises to 70 degrees AFTER you put on two layers of polypros, your bear suit, and all of your Gortex.

If you whine about the weather, someone else will always whine louder
 
Thread starter Similar threads Forum Replies Date
The_Caretaker Murphy's Law Land Ops 0
babystew murphy's nails Miscellaneous 0
O Paddy & Murphy Blue Jokes 0
soleil "Exeter Cage Fighting Pro Debut for RM Adi Murphy" The Corps 2
R Murphy's War History 2
MoD_RSS Vital national security legislation becomes law MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Government announces plan to scrap EU law, ensuring British drivers avoid £50 a year insurance hike MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Billion pound devolution deal for West Yorkshire signed into law MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Government reviews law on access to land for digital infrastructure MoD News 0
MoD_RSS DAO 02/21 EU Law references in Managing Public Money MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Home Secretary to introduce 'Kay's Law' reform to better protect victims MoD News 0
MoD_RSS UK Internal Market Bill becomes law MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Construction suppliers fined £15m for breaking competition law MoD News 0
MoD_RSS New Law Passed Will Make Voting in UK General Election Fairer MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Private International Law Bill gains Royal Assent MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Attorney General clarifies law on sexual assault MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Upholding the UN Convention on the Law of the Sea MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Oliver Dowden speech to the Law Family Commission on Civil Society MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Boaters prosecuted for flouting the law MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Flagship Fisheries Bill becomes law MoD News 0
MoD_RSS New telecoms security law to protect UK from cyber threats MoD News 0
MoD_RSS CMA fines ComparetheMarket £17.9m for competition law breach MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Landmark Agriculture Bill becomes law MoD News 0
MoD_RSS HMCTS online event, 4 Nov 2020: An update on the digital family public law service MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Parole Board statement on passing of Helen's Law MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Helen’s Law receives Royal Assent MoD News 0
MoD_RSS CMA issues draft guidance on consumer law for IVF sector MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Promoting international criminal justice and the rule of law MoD News 0
MoD_RSS UK Note Verbale on continued extension of the 1982 UN Convention on the Law of the Sea to BIOT MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Chair’s speech to the Charity Law Association Annual Conference 2020 MoD News 0
MoD_RSS 1000s of seafarers to receive fair pay as UK changes law on national minimum wage MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Venues required by law to record contact details MoD News 0
MoD_RSS CMA updates competition law risk guide for managers MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Government has changed the law so most renters have a 6 month notice period MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Family Public Law Reform: National rollout of digital care and supervision applications resumes in September MoD News 0
MoD_RSS World-leading new law to protect rainforests and clean up supply chains MoD News 0
MoD_RSS New law to ensure furloughed employees receive full redundancy payments MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Law change to better protect consumers in event of insolvencies MoD News 0
MoD_RSS New law changes to bring better connectivity to the UK MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Landmark building safety law to keep residents safe MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Major changes to insolvency law come into force MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Musical instrument firms to pay millions after breaking competition law MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Why we fined Casio £3.7 million for breaking competition law MoD News 0
MoD_RSS G7 urges China to reconsider national security law MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Pharma company director disqualified for competition law breaches MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Reappointment of Professor Nicholas Hopkins as Law Commissioner for property, family and trust law MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Government response to Law Commission report on the Sentencing Code MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Lord Hodge: Technology and the Law MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Lucy’s Law spells the beginning of the end for puppy farming MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Government to suspend competition law to support Isle of Wight ferry routes MoD News 0
Similar threads


















































Latest Threads

Top