Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. Murphy had never been seen in church in his life. :neutral: :neutral: :neutral:
After Mass, the priest caught up with Murphy and said,"Murphy, I am so glad you decided to come to Mass, what made you come?" :???: :???: :???: :???:
Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just like me hat, and I knew that McGlynn come to church every Sunday I also knew that McGlynn had to take off his hat during Mass and figured he would leave it in the back of church. so, I was going to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn's hat." :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that you didn't steal
McGlynn's hat. What changed your mind?" :smile: :smile: :smile:
Murphy said, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10
Commandments, I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat." :lol:
The priest gave Murphy a big smile and said; "After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' you decided you would rather do without your hat than Burn in Hell, right ?" :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Murphy shook his head and said, "No, Father, after you talked about
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.'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' I remembered where I left me
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regards pingbosun :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
After Mass, the priest caught up with Murphy and said,"Murphy, I am so glad you decided to come to Mass, what made you come?" :???: :???: :???: :???:
Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just like me hat, and I knew that McGlynn come to church every Sunday I also knew that McGlynn had to take off his hat during Mass and figured he would leave it in the back of church. so, I was going to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn's hat." :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that you didn't steal
McGlynn's hat. What changed your mind?" :smile: :smile: :smile:
Murphy said, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10
Commandments, I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat." :lol:
The priest gave Murphy a big smile and said; "After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' you decided you would rather do without your hat than Burn in Hell, right ?" :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Murphy shook his head and said, "No, Father, after you talked about
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.'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' I remembered where I left me
***********************HAT :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
regards pingbosun :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
