Murdering Officers Dogs.....

#1
Anyone know what I'd be looking at if I accidentally reversed over a two and a half's dog? The whingeing, dribbling, pissing, sh1tting irritating little cnut needs to die. However if I'm going to get sent to Colly (ha, Colly for a collie?) :roll: I might just contract it out. Any takers or suggestions as to gow I can dispose of the fcuker without getting caught?
 
#3
Montigny_La_Palisse said:
Anyone know what I'd be looking at if I accidentally reversed over a two and a half's dog? The whingeing, dribbling, pissing, sh1tting irritating little cnut needs to die. However if I'm going to get sent to Colly (ha, Colly for a collie? :roll:) I might just contract it out.
I can't help you there oppo as i'm a dog lover regardless of whether it whinges or not. Bit like the missus really!! :wink:
 

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#6
ex_rubberdagger said:
...Steal it and give it to Battersea dogs home or an equivalent citing that it was left behind on the side of the road by a bunch of pikeys!!!
Hey, you can't call them 'pikeys' any more! Thanks to a new EU initiative you must now use the phrase "Caravan Utilising Nomadic Travellers", or C.U.N.T.s for short... :twisted:
 
#7
sgtpepperband said:
ex_rubberdagger said:
...Steal it and give it to Battersea dogs home or an equivalent citing that it was left behind on the side of the road by a bunch of pikeys!!!
Hey, you can't call them 'pikeys' any more! Thanks to a new EU initiative you must now use the phrase "Caravan Utilising Nomadic Travellers", or C.U.N.T.s for short... :twisted:
Kinell i've got deja vu mate. I was just sent that joke by someone. Mind you i didnt laugh the first time either!!! :wink: :wink:
 

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#8
ex_rubberdagger said:
...Kinell i've got deja vu mate. I was just sent that joke by someone. Mind you i didnt laugh the first time either!!! :wink: :wink:
Don't worry about it - I'll explain the punchline to you later... :? :lol:
 
#10
sgtpepperband said:
ex_rubberdagger said:
...Kinell i've got deja vu mate. I was just sent that joke by someone. Mind you i didnt laugh the first time either!!! :wink: :wink:
Don't worry about it - I'll explain the punchline to you later... :? :lol:
Use small words!!!!! :lol:
 
#16
Anyone remember the mad surgeon commander at vernon who decorated the wardroom celing with his brains by blowing them out with a shotgun one Sunday morning? Well he had one of those dogs that it was hard to see which end was which, it was called Gibber. One of the chefs[using the term in its loosest sense] was put in the rattle by t he commander for self inflicted injury[He went swimming with his arm in plaster; well he was a chef!] So he took his revenge b y kidnapping the dog and dying him green with a red head.
 
#20
sgtpepperband said:
ex_rubberdagger said:
...Steal it and give it to Battersea dogs home or an equivalent citing that it was left behind on the side of the road by a bunch of pikeys!!!
Hey, you can't call them 'pikeys' any more! Thanks to a new EU initiative you must now use the phrase "Caravan Utilising Nomadic Travellers", or C.U.N.T.s for short... :twisted:
Nice one I must remember that next time they call.

What kind of dog is it.
 
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